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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on June 15, 2010, 08:21:48 am

Title: How big?
Post by: sheila on June 15, 2010, 08:21:48 am

Can you help?

A professor has found, after extensive research, that there are two general sizes of penis amongst UK men.  There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than two inches long when erect.

The professor has appealed for help to continue his research.  Would all men in the UK with extremely small penises please make themselves known over the next six weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars and vans...

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: JulieS on June 15, 2010, 09:02:30 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Wizard on June 15, 2010, 09:07:13 am

Do I deduce from this then Sheila that those driving these vehicles are an alternative word for penis :farmer:

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Hardfeather on June 15, 2010, 10:15:42 am

He's getting a good response ;D ;D

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Jackie on June 15, 2010, 11:26:50 am

And if they have 2 flags its cos their brother is a small lad too.  ;)

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Wizard on June 15, 2010, 11:47:39 am

Worra bout them as has 3 Rampant Lions on a white shield on a blue back ground.Wizard's minds a bogglin :D :farmer:

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: daniellestocks on June 15, 2010, 12:34:04 pm

 ;)  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Jackie on June 15, 2010, 12:38:19 pm

Now having Rampant Lions is just boasting.




 or kidding lol

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Wizard on June 15, 2010, 12:40:50 pm

Judging by the nuts holding the steering wheel the latter Jackie

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Wizard on June 17, 2010, 08:04:46 am

Sheila dear I do not know if that was the same Professor that did the survey on mens equipment or not .He found out and made a chart of the average length English men 9" German's 10" Italian's 11" Would you believe Icelandic chaps a foot.Ah so now I know why all Mums  go to Iceland

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: sheila on June 17, 2010, 08:52:52 am

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Daisys Mum on June 22, 2010, 10:43:54 pm

Wizard they have replaced the 3 Rampant lions with 3 tampons as it's the worst ******* period they have ever had.

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Wizard on June 23, 2010, 07:00:49 am

Spot on Dais; ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :farmer:

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Dangermouse on June 25, 2010, 10:53:44 am

I think I need to go out and buy a flag unfortunately  :-[

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Wizard on June 25, 2010, 11:21:25 am

Don't waste yer money DM,until tomorrow? ??? :D :farmer: :wave:

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Dangermouse on June 25, 2010, 02:59:06 pm

Quote from: Wizard on June 25, 2010, 11:21:25 am

Don't waste yer money DM,until tomorrow? ??? :D :farmer: :wave:

Good plan mate.....Ill svae my pennies and not buy a flag then everyone will think I have a big winkle  ;)

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Wizard on June 26, 2010, 07:43:10 am

Well DM it's dawned.You will know later if you need buy a 3 Rampant Lion one, or just a white one later today ??? ;D ;D :farmer: :wave:

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Dangermouse on June 26, 2010, 09:01:14 am

Its been a while since Ive needed anything rampant

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Wizard on June 28, 2010, 08:59:05 am

Good job you saved your pennies DM there will be 1000's about at cut price rates now.Shud us buy em up?In readiness for next time. We could release some for the International matches.Rumour has it they are havin a Viking Funeral on Cleethorpe beach at Noon today! ::) :-[ :farmer: :wave:

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Dangermouse on June 28, 2010, 09:10:08 am

Too right mate...........I think our main problem is we are SHITE!

Oh well we can lose again in 4 more years (Ill stick to my Rugby a proper mans game)

 ;D

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Wizard on June 28, 2010, 09:18:48 am

Hello DM I don't think that they are even that good. You can at least dig s**t in and fertilise next the crop I cannot think of anything usefull to do with them at all  :'( :farmer: :wave:

Title: Re: How big?
Post by: Hardfeather on June 28, 2010, 12:07:20 pm

Quote from: Dangermouse on June 28, 2010, 09:10:08 am

Oh well we can lose again in 4 more years (Ill stick to my Rugby a proper mans game)

 ;D

Speaking of which...didn't Scotland do well against Argentina recently? Andy Robinson's influence.