The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on June 06, 2010, 09:11:08 am
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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River Thames .
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age,
We were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the river near the parking lot by Westminster .'
'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus or Mercedes cars and wait for one to unlock the car door.
Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the s**t out of them and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the s**t out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.
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Brilliant ::) :P ;) :)
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How very true :D
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Have copied and circulated to them! Did you get an Email cos I forgot to remove your ad? Its bluddi ace Sheila Suits what ought to happen to our thing.What about the THUG. Bluddi Lord Prescott what a joke.I wonder what HMQ thinks to such like ??? :farmer: :wave:
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