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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on April 26, 2010, 09:13:12 am

Title: dog!
Post by: sheila on April 26, 2010, 09:13:12 am

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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Post by: Wizard on April 26, 2010, 12:23:06 pm

There must be a niche market for them Sheila They could bark and alert you but couldn't chase and bite the postman Good eh!

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Post by: Rosemary on April 26, 2010, 04:42:49 pm

Woodbine, then you can take him out for a drag.

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Post by: Rosemary on April 26, 2010, 04:44:12 pm

What do you call a woman with a slate on her head?

Roof

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

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Post by: doganjo on April 26, 2010, 07:08:11 pm

Rosemary you have a sick mind ::) but funny with it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 

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Post by: daniellestocks on April 26, 2010, 07:10:19 pm

 ;D  :D

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Post by: Rosemary on April 27, 2010, 07:47:15 am

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

There's a million of them