Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Rosemary on April 18, 2010, 03:29:51 pm
Title: Superheroes
Post by: Rosemary on April 18, 2010, 03:29:51 pm
We now have a new category of member - the superheroes! For those with more than 1500 posts - there are 7 already.
Title: Re: Superheroes
Post by: ballingall on April 18, 2010, 03:31:50 pm
I'm not one! :( Must post more.....
;)
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Post by: jameslindsay on April 18, 2010, 03:43:39 pm
I hope we don't have to wear capes and tight pants ha ha ha??? ::) I would not be a pretty sight.
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Post by: little blue on April 18, 2010, 04:37:03 pm
James, you spoil-sport! Must go post some more then......
Title: Re: Superheroes
Post by: Rosemary on April 18, 2010, 04:44:29 pm
:D Yes, we do, James, pants over our trousers.
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Post by: Hilarysmum on April 18, 2010, 05:55:05 pm
Tights with my knickers on the outside? My lord that would be a sight to frighten the piggies,
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Post by: Hilarysmum on April 18, 2010, 05:55:35 pm
ooooooooooooh I AM a superhero, didnt realise. Thanks Rosemary. ;D
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Post by: sandy on April 18, 2010, 06:08:31 pm
Just testing..am I???? ???
I AM A SUPER HERO...must change me pic to something a bit more appropriate
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Post by: MiriMaran on April 18, 2010, 08:26:32 pm
I want photos of all 7 of you in the appropriate gear!! ;D
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Post by: jameslindsay on April 18, 2010, 08:41:38 pm
MM stop stirring it ::) :P ;)
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Post by: sandy on April 18, 2010, 10:18:29 pm
I've got a new art programme but I'm bu$%"!()*()*d if I can use it....It may be a long night to get my super hero status!!
Title: Re: Superheroes
Post by: sellickbhoy on April 18, 2010, 10:31:19 pm
i prefer quality to quantity!!!
and once you DO reach superhero status - do you get to choose your super power?
Title: Re: Superheroes
Post by: sandy on April 18, 2010, 10:37:32 pm
I would like the power to harness my hot flushes and provide people with free fuel, mind you they would have to be deserving, now think about it, how come know scientist has come up with a heat exchanger to collect middle aged womens flushes and store them, sod solar power, all I have to do is have a coffee and I could heat a large greenhouse for an hour!!
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Post by: sandy on April 18, 2010, 10:39:36 pm
Just had a money spinning idea!!!!! Hire us out and plug us in, fuel us with coffee, chocolate, cheese or wine and off we go!!!
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Post by: sellickbhoy on April 18, 2010, 11:29:15 pm
Just had a money spinning idea!!!!! Hire us out and plug us in, fuel us with coffee, chocolate, cheese or wine and off we go!!!
think of the carbon footprint - chocolate, coffee, wine? OK, a bit of scottish cheddar might be ok - but that needs cows - and they produce tons of methane
you'll need to get your superbrain into gear and think again
Title: Re: Superheroes
Post by: Hilarysmum on April 19, 2010, 06:54:28 am
MM dont go there, its not a pretty picture in my case. ;D
Title: Re: Superheroes
Post by: Wizard on April 19, 2010, 07:23:02 am
Morning all No capes James H&S Exec; distinctly say no loose clothing in the work place.I chortle to myself when I see some of the documentary program's on TV Especially in food factory's hair all over need I go on?As well as I've brokk the kick start on me broom.So becoming a super hero may release me from the broom stick.Now when I've fixed it .Who shall I give it to? :D :farmer:
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Post by: jameslindsay on April 19, 2010, 07:38:48 am
I sense the Calander Scoop for 2011 - Superheores!!! ;D
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Post by: Wizard on April 19, 2010, 07:51:27 am
Don't know about any of the others on here, but I would make a good or reasonable Michelin Man myself.I could talk about Olaf, but I wont it's only Monday and I don't want to get into bother this early in the week.All three of my Oxygen cylinders are empty while the man comes with some full ones. ??? :( ;D :farmer:
Title: Re: Superheroes
Post by: sandy on April 19, 2010, 06:01:59 pm
Tad dah!!!! whopps, seeing double and NO drink!!!
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Post by: Rosemary on April 19, 2010, 07:53:25 pm
Brilliant! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Hilarysmum on April 20, 2010, 07:34:01 am
If only I could look that good ...... :-[
Title: Re: Superheroes
Post by: sandy on April 20, 2010, 08:50:54 am
so do I!!!
Title: Re: Superheroes
Post by: Annie22 on April 20, 2010, 12:46:43 pm
Well as it is a smallholding forum the superheroes should have appropriate powers, such as the caped cabbage with the power to create wind (you know the kind of wind I mean). Can't think of anymore.
Title: Re: Superheroes
Post by: Dangermouse on April 20, 2010, 02:53:20 pm
Cool Picture sandy..................
if I ever get to superhero status will that mean I need to wear my boxers over my trousers... :o
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Post by: jameslindsay on April 20, 2010, 02:59:21 pm
Well done Sandy, you are mental ;) ::) :)
Title: Re: Superheroes
Post by: sandy on April 20, 2010, 03:47:25 pm
Extendable arms for:-picking things, (collecting pooo a long way off your nose!)catching things and reaching for things inside when it's very muddy outside and you can't be Rs'd to take off your wellies Extendable legs:- ditto as well as running after things or away from them, and putting your wellies on outside when you are still inside and keeping the bottom of your trousers from getting wet. Super sight:- see fro great distances especially Mr Fox!!! dogs chasing your animals etc and for reading other peoples newspapers. Super Hearing:- Help locate missing livestock, partner children etc, pick out what others are saying at auction houses, listening to TV and radio above the din of animals. Super Strong:- get things like cars, tractores, lifestock, your partner, your kids, your shopping for example, out of the deep mud or ice. Carrying loads of sacks to save you going back and forth with feeds, manure, hay etc. dig holes faster and deeper for whatever you need them for ;) Off to the toilet now...Oh..super strong bladders and bowls so you don't have to stop what you are doing after loads of tea ;) P.S James....I know ;)
Title: Re: Superheroes
Post by: Wizard on April 20, 2010, 04:26:23 pm
and Sandy a vocabulary that every one understands ??? ;D :farmer:
Title: Re: Superheroes
Post by: doganjo on April 20, 2010, 04:40:35 pm
and nutty as a fruitcake into the bargain, but delighted to have her as one of my bestest friends