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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on March 25, 2010, 03:20:43 pm

Title: Nursing homes
Post by: sheila on March 25, 2010, 03:20:43 pm
 
 
 

 
 
 
DER, ERRrrrrrRRRR THE TEASPOON!
 
During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether
or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a
teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed
near the window?"
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON … OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
 
 
Title: Re: Nursing homes
Post by: Rosemary on March 25, 2010, 03:23:57 pm
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Nursing homes
Post by: Wizard on March 25, 2010, 04:22:18 pm
Sheila After my visit to Pulmonary Rehab; this afternoon please can I have the one across the hall? :o ??? :wave: :farmer: