Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Wizard on March 16, 2010, 04:49:30 pm
Title: Frozen t d'ath
Post by: Wizard on March 16, 2010, 04:49:30 pm
Both ladies I use the term most loosely were awaiting St Peter's return from his office 1st Lady Hello Wanda 2nd Lady Oh Hi ya Silvie 1st How did you die then 2nd I froze to death 1st Oh how horrible dose it hurt? 2nd Not after all the shaking wi cold You start to feel warm all over and sleepy and here I am.What about you? 1st I died of a massive heart attack I suspected John as having a bit on the side and I arrived home early and unexpected.I rushed in searched the down stairs rooms and the cellar went up stairs looked under the beds in the wardrobes nothing, down stair still nothing Ah ! The attic nothing.I became so exasperated I had a heart attack and died. 1st Its a dammed pity you didn't look in the freezer we may both still be alive
Title: Re: Frozen t d'ath
Post by: Jackie on March 16, 2010, 07:34:59 pm
Hehehehe ;D Love it and just risque enough without being rude to tell my mum. ;D :D ;)
Title: Re: Frozen t d'ath
Post by: sandy on March 16, 2010, 09:25:19 pm
;D
notice I have cold storage under my post now
fascinating
Title: Re: Frozen t d'ath
Post by: Wizard on March 17, 2010, 07:36:35 am
and what was Mum's reaction? ;D ;D :o :farmer:
Title: Re: Frozen t d'ath
Post by: Jackie on March 17, 2010, 08:03:58 am
She laughed like a drain, and so did the rest of the family. ;D