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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sandy on February 19, 2010, 10:03:43 pm

Title: HELLO
Post by: sandy on February 19, 2010, 10:03:43 pm
hello everyone.......nighty nite
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: Wizard on February 20, 2010, 05:21:57 pm
Short and sweet eh! :farmer:
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: sandy on February 20, 2010, 05:43:25 pm
Thats me....only just over 5ft one inch, now THIS keyboard's numbers do not al work.....not too sure about the sweet bit but I love sweets :P
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: little blue on February 20, 2010, 05:47:29 pm
had to buy my o/h a new computer keyboard today, and he couldnt blame the dog for ruining it... she doesnt drink (or spill) lager!!
And before you ask about drying it out... its been done too many times before!
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: sandy on February 20, 2010, 06:03:32 pm
Luckily they are relatively cheap, this one is one that had coke spilt on it but only effects a few keys, as you know the pups have ruined my laptop key pad and my remote keyboard on my main computer is malfunctioning as well,  misses out letters ALL the time.......We all drink and eat on the keyboard, t :they say it is dirtier than most peoples toilet...mines regularly cleaned with spirit, well I really mean Gin or Whiskey ;)
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: sandy on February 21, 2010, 10:08:34 am
Ok, £5 keyboard from Tesco in main computor and wireless that misses out letters on Laptop!!!!! sorted..now, what to do with all those keys that are siting in a bowl???
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: Wizard on February 21, 2010, 10:58:00 am
Give em to the rotten dog that so badly needed them ah ah ah ??? :farmer:
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: sandy on February 21, 2010, 11:03:11 am
They may come out the othe end spelling a word!!  ???ummm interesting ???
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: Wizard on February 21, 2010, 11:07:07 am
Good intit Sandy the mind boggles ;D
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: little blue on February 21, 2010, 03:21:01 pm
Quote from: sandy on February 21, 2010, 10:08:34 am
now, what to do with all those keys that are siting in a bowl???

Scatter them across the floor like Rune Stones... might spell out your fortune!
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: sandy on February 21, 2010, 06:45:07 pm
£":lS)(-%^Cz,.<>+-)(!! and a lot of the top keys that do strange things????? ::)
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: little blue on February 21, 2010, 07:23:04 pm
money (£) IS coming your way, minus an percentage (%), more or less (<>)(+-) to a female person )( with thigh boots (!!) or something like that!!
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: sandy on February 21, 2010, 08:54:50 pm
Thigh Boots?????? I would be lucky to get boots to reach up to my calves........my thighs are far to far away..furthyer than Mars!!!!
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: Wizard on February 22, 2010, 05:40:00 pm
How come this has turned to Captain Hook? ;D :farmer:
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: little blue on February 22, 2010, 07:41:25 pm
no the woman who takes the % of money will have thigh boots, (couldnt think of what !! could be - look at them sideways!) .....  nevermind!
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: sandy on February 22, 2010, 08:58:30 pm
Wow!! how did you know that????? I just had a deivery from a man (could have been a Transvestite) in wellies (not thigh high bootys but near enough) with another phone bill(money going out not comming in) but with some money off the bill, a percentage!! how close was that prediction????
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: Wizard on February 23, 2010, 08:11:02 am
Captain Hook was a pirate ! ;D
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: little blue on February 23, 2010, 04:53:09 pm
Im amazing!!
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: sandy on February 24, 2010, 07:21:57 pm
Don't think my post mans a pirate, he could have been before he started being a post man as we are near the Forth, lot's of pillaging on the Forth! Ummmmmm ???
Title: Re: HELLO
Post by: Farmer on February 24, 2010, 09:55:33 pm
Have you two been sniffing something?  Eating Magic Mushrooms perhaps?...or has all this snow finally got to you...?

Whatever....made good reading, thanks, Farmer,  :farmer:  ;D