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Title: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sandy on February 17, 2010, 03:09:52 pm
Need NO advice just need to air my anger and being such a plonker AGAIN!!!!

MY FAULT 1.saying we could look after the pups after 8 weeks
MY FAULT 2 taking in guests that  make our life a bit more difficult as we are NOT ready
MY FAULT 3 Buying a washing machine without reading the agreement
MY FAULT 4 Not teling guests to leave dirty shoes in the hall
MY FAULT 5 Eating a bag of sports mix and a salmon sandwich when I am on a diet

Loving th e pups but we have turned several guests away as no catering facilities and the disorganisation problems of having pups, ie, noise, smell, the odd acident and the constant care of them. One man just turned up on SUnday, when we had guest with 2 babies so a bit of extra sick, mess pots etc and as he was sooo nice and had been before we took him and were not really ready, making the pups more of a problem, he pocked his head around the kitchen and stod in some pooo and trod it everywhere!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRH

Keeping back 2 is a minor problem as we stil have 2 of our own but seperating the pups freom the adults a lot of the time is a nightmare, especialy with guests who are also moving around the house. Ben rols all over our lounge and makes the beige carpet black and hairy, he sits on a chair that is now ripped and rifles my bag for sweets and letter......he is outside at this moment babysiting the pups.

THe pups = loads more mes and washing and the washing machine has broken after 10 mths, repair man was booked only to come out, se the B&B and said..NO, I looked up Laskeys and I did read no gaurentee for any type of comercial businesss ..so why did I not see that? Now have to wait for the manufacturer and they will probably say the same....arrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh loads of dirty thingies!!!

DO know what, this keyboard misses out leters deliberatly ARRRRRRRRH

OK NOW PHEW!!!!!

Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: Wizard on February 17, 2010, 03:28:02 pm
I've one of those Sandy and mine also hides some of the letters when I want them randomly of course ;D :farmer:
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sandy on February 17, 2010, 03:43:13 pm
Funny my remote keyboard on my main computor often misses letters unless you bash the key's, this keyboard however  is NOT against me but I just went to eat a rubber stopper that looked like a black sports sweet, a cuppa is in order!!!
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: Womble on February 17, 2010, 05:10:55 pm

Oh dear!

By the way, you should get one of those new Toyota keyboards like mine - it's greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa   ;D
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sandy on February 17, 2010, 05:47:38 pm
Now unless its late on a Friday night...it Is the keyboard but I am going to get a better computor soon and I think it knows...buy the way, this one is cr** at spelling, it changes all my big words and puts spelling mistakes in them! I.T. A?
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sagehen on February 17, 2010, 08:52:58 pm
LOL Sandy you've been eating rubber stoppers?  ;D
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: Farmer on February 17, 2010, 10:54:18 pm
Sandy, Sandy....calm...deep breaths...Uncle Farmer's here...you don't need a kick...just a cuddle!
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: doganjo on February 17, 2010, 11:03:06 pm
Sandy - it's all right.  Come down and use my machine - I'll leave a note for Jenni and Denise tomorrow.
You've already got your dogs well organised - the pups could be out in the dog run full time now as it's warm enough there with the heat pad and the heater on, and Ben is fine with them, so he can be with them during the day.  You still need to keep Islay off the pups as they would suckle her, but you could take her to the front garden to wee etc - so long as you don't leave her in case someone opens the gate.
The occasional lapse of eating sweets won't harm you!
If you put the pups outside you can clean up the kitchen and start doing breakfasts again.  The kitchen should be out of bounds for guests anyway - H & S doesn't allow them in there And put up PRIVATE signs and put their fridge out in the hall like you were going to before.
Put up a notice about shoes by the front door!

Sorted!
So chill out!
See you when I get back after Monday! :-*
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: Jackie on February 18, 2010, 06:00:14 am
Are the dogs allowed in the kitchen for a B & B?

I know I wasnt allowed to feed mine or allow them free run in the kitchen when I was fostering cos they classed it as unhygenic.
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: Hilarysmum on February 18, 2010, 06:53:06 am
Sandy you really are a miracle worker, running a B&B with the puppies.  I panic if we have visitors who are new to our house because Izzie and Digby are very into greeting strangers - can be a nightmare. 
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: jameslindsay on February 18, 2010, 07:12:38 am
Sandy people think that we are daft running a business and having so many animals to look after but we do it because we want to and because we love it and you do it for these same reasons. Just think in not too long these puppy's you are keeping for people will soon be gone and you will be back to normal. Our washing machine is a household one too, we bought it because it is so much cheaper than the industrial ones - so if it breaks down you just buy a new one and still be quids in.

Keep smiling.
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sandy on February 18, 2010, 08:28:35 am
THanks, the pups in the kitchen is a H&S issue, never alowed the dogs in only a quick run in on occasions, but thats my point, we are not really open, the men who are here come throught the year, they come home around 8-9, have a shower and off to bed, there room is left clean, they are quiet and apart from the odd bit of muck like yesterday, you would hardly know they were there, the other man who came when I was entertaining relations, had been before and he just turned up Sunday night, he is still here and is a lovely man but I was put on the spot a bit, he has room only, no guests are expecting food!! I have turned away a lot of trade and also made it very clear that the kitchen is out of action but people still ask for plates, want o give me thier rubbish etc, there is a note on the door and they do knock, then they step in!!!!!! Anyway, soon over, they were out a while yesterday but it is getting cold again........If it were summer, no problem! I intend to redecorate the kitchen soon and it can have a good spring clean before Breakfasts start again...........Anyway, had a bad day yesterday and the house looked so gruby and with the nasty washing machine repair man comming, I wqas fuming, better day today!!!!! THANKS ALL
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sandy on February 18, 2010, 08:48:16 am
Oh, forgot to add, I also had pizza and chips and some pakoras!!! yes, I was a bit of a  :pig: this morning I am paying for it although I only weigh 1LD more!!!! I shall be god today!!
I shall be good today!!
I shall be god today!!
I shall be god today!!I shall be god today!!I shall be god today!!

P.S GOOD!!! this keyboard is pants!!!
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: Wizard on February 18, 2010, 09:12:50 am
Hey up Womble it hez now't ter do wi them thur motor cars hez it ;D :farmer:
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sagehen on February 18, 2010, 11:15:43 am
Glad to hear you've calmed down and things are better Sandy! Can't help but laugh though at 'I shall be God'  ;D ;D
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: Farmer on February 18, 2010, 01:26:00 pm
Hi Sandy,

Love your affirmation...I will be God today...when is it my turn?

Farmer  :farmer:
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sandy on February 18, 2010, 01:44:46 pm
Must ssssssssssout this key board, and that was not deliberate!! honest! In fact, I may just go out and buy one after the washing machine man has come!!! I am VERY anxiouse since yesterday, I want it fixed as it is 9 mths old but I bet he wil say about B&B as wel and go home......lok, lok, I presss twice and either get loads of lettters or 1 Doh!!!!! My keyboard has a speach impediment por thing!!
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: doganjo on February 18, 2010, 02:15:41 pm
I've got a spare one if you can hang on till Tuesday - off to the plane now - Bye folks see you Monday night!
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sandy on February 18, 2010, 02:27:36 pm
See you!! Thanks have a good time!!!
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sagehen on February 18, 2010, 03:17:35 pm
Where's Annie going? ??? Maybe your keyboard is foreign Sandy, with a different accent  ;D
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sandy on February 18, 2010, 05:48:59 pm
This is my laptop so no spelling mistakes!!! My washing machine was fixed no problem by a nice man...I want to complain about the other man, even my dogs did not like him Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: northfifeduckling on February 18, 2010, 09:54:22 pm
Sandy, you are not alone!  My new laptop suddenly switches to writing where the cursor is or highlights bits which then disappear..and it doesn't like tttttts !!I honestly consider plugging an oldfashioned keyboard in!
And I don't know if I'm coming or going with too much to do and organise - I then hide in the garden and burn stuff instead of getting things done, can't stay off the cheese either although I really don't like what I see when looking in the mirror , silly  ::) :&>
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sandy on February 18, 2010, 10:06:14 pm
I forgot, I tucked into some cheese the other night too, very naughty, I threw the rest away as I had lost nearl a stone,  must continue to diet as I need to loose a LOT more. I am a contrary person, sometimes I can be very assertive then more often than not, I'm not!! one thing for sure, i don't let things bother me for  long, i wisked them away and start again......night night !!! Anyway, why would I need a cordless keyboard when I sit at the computor anyway? smetimes it does not connect at all!!
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: Wizard on February 19, 2010, 08:31:00 am
Sandy SSHHHHH is it bad for one? I eat about a lb and a half a week.Allust a 1/2lb of blue either Shropshire or Stilton any strong English not fond of Brie and that sort though but some Parmesan that don't make the cooking its like a tasty boiled goodie  :farmer:
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sandy on February 19, 2010, 09:28:35 am
I love food and often crave a nice crusty roll with god quality butter and some nice cheese!!!! Ummmmmmmmmm!
Just had 2 hot cross buns with butter as my pups were left while I had a shower and I returned to find them eating the keys from the keyboard on my laptop, it was plugged in so they must have pulled at the cable...I am usually cautious about the cable as I know pups like them...I found it cute as well as annoying!!!
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: Wizard on February 19, 2010, 09:34:26 am
Hey up sandy what about the Branston :D :farmer:
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sandy on February 19, 2010, 09:41:08 am
Yum Yum!!!! I absolutly LOVE Stilton!!! and Leicester Red, I wonder if it's because I was born in Leicester??
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: Wizard on February 19, 2010, 09:47:42 am
Now for a bluddi row Sandy Its better than having to admit you were a ------ No I daren't lass nivver ear the end on it ;D ;D ;D :farmer:(Can you find 5 letters to fit ;D )
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sandy on February 19, 2010, 09:58:44 am
? ???Can you give me a clue please!
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: Wizard on February 19, 2010, 11:08:42 am
Choc bar Big golden yellow writing on the wrapper available in the largest county?
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: sandy on February 19, 2010, 12:59:27 pm
MARS?
Title: Re: In need of a kick up the ?????
Post by: Wizard on February 19, 2010, 01:00:14 pm
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