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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Dangermouse on February 14, 2010, 08:43:16 am

Title: Old English proverb
Post by: Dangermouse on February 14, 2010, 08:43:16 am
Did you know that 6 out 7 Dwarfs are not happy  ;D ;D
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Post by: JulieS on February 14, 2010, 08:46:36 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Wizard on February 14, 2010, 10:27:27 am
Try to bring a smile to Dangermouse Police were called to a road rage incident.On arrival there was this dwarf trying to punch this six footer.Right break it up .Sit in your car until I've spoken to this chap, he said to the dwarf.Now then what happened.Well I was driving along nicely we were doing about 40 and seemed to be slowing down so I pulled out and accelerated to pass the car in front .He turned right or attempted to and I bumped him.We got out and I said I'm sorry but you should have signaled your intent.The dwarf said Thats all right but I'm not happy.To which I replied OH which one are you then ? and thats when the fight started.Have a nice day Dangermouse  ;D :farmer:
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Post by: Dangermouse on February 14, 2010, 10:56:40 am
Try to bring a smile to Dangermouse Police were called to a road rage incident.On arrival there was this dwarf trying to punch this six footer.Right break it up .Sit in your car until I've spoken to this chap, he said to the dwarf.Now then what happened.Well I was driving along nicely we were doing about 40 and seemed to be slowing down so I pulled out and accelerated to pass the car in front .He turned right or attempted to and I bumped him.We got out and I said I'm sorry but you should have signaled your intent.The dwarf said Thats all right but I'm not happy.To which I replied OH which one are you then ? and thats when the fight started.Have a nice day Dangermouse  ;D :farmer:

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: sagehen on February 14, 2010, 01:52:20 pm
LOL!!  ;D ;D
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Post by: sandy on February 18, 2010, 01:17:47 pm
 ;D, I know the one about the Dwarfs feeling grumpy! so grumpy called the police!!!
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Post by: Wizard on February 18, 2010, 04:06:42 pm
I know loads of them sort sandy but even I daren't post them on here ;D ;D ;D :farmer:
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Post by: Farmer on February 19, 2010, 10:01:07 pm
If a Dwarf ownes land is he a smallholder?
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Post by: Wizard on February 20, 2010, 08:32:49 am
Yes Farmer in both senses!
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Post by: sandy on February 21, 2010, 11:18:20 am
Not a joke but where I used to live myfriend ran a fittness club and bar that was frequented, amungst others, by some twins that were vertivcly challenged, not really Dwarfs but they looked like the gnomes you find in gardens, with black hair, dark heavy eyebow, rosy cheecks and smoked pipes, they were lovely men and one is an excellant artist, I have a print of his, anyway, the new barman turned to my friend and said " That Dwaf is putting loads of pints away, he has been up and down to the bar all night but still appears sober" of course it was 2 men not one but still funny!!!
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Post by: Wizard on February 21, 2010, 11:38:37 am
Were they from Zurich Sandy
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Post by: sagehen on February 21, 2010, 12:00:23 pm
Oh dear, I feel a joke coming from george  ;D

i got the impression of leprechauns reading sandy's description though - dunno why!  ::)
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Post by: Wizard on February 21, 2010, 12:47:27 pm
All right sage go and look in coffee shop/ lets have a joke  ;D :farmer:
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Post by: sandy on February 21, 2010, 09:01:23 pm
No!! Leicesteshire!!!