The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: cameldairy on February 03, 2010, 02:38:43 pm
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A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'
'What do you mean?' said the pirate. 'I feel fine.'
'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
'We were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'
'OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
'In another battle I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off and I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'
'What about that eye patch?'
'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them s**t in my eye.'
'You're kidding. You lost an eye from bird s**t?'
'Well, actually it was my first day with the hook!
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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Needed a bit more in house training? ;D ;D ;D George