The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Lord Summerisle on December 19, 2009, 08:58:19 am
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The story of a little boy in America, who loved his daddy so much he wanted to be just like him. So he broke out of his house, got a beer from the cooler, and nicked the Christmas presents from next door. He was found wandering the streets blind drunk and wearing a frock. Sadly, the cruel authorities won't send him to the County Lockup so he can spend Christmas in jail with his Daddy, but instead sent him back to Mom for lashings of apple pie and crystal meth.
In the movie, I see Brad Pitt as Daddy, Paris Hilton as Mommy, and Mike Tyson as 'Huge Shower Dude'. At the end, the ghost of Jimmy Stewart could come and teach them that the message of Christmas is family togetherness, and the last scene is of Mommy giving Daddy heart massage after he ODs on OxyContin, as the Little Christmas Boy phones 911.
It's a Wonderful Redneck Life (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6841685/Drunk-4-year-old-boy-steals-neighbours-Christmas-presents.html)
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I don't hold out much hope for the kid!
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Sounds like a Clackmannan family minus the posh bit!! (SORRY CLACKMANNAN)
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Sounds like a Clackmannan family minus the posh bit!! (SORRY CLACKMANNAN)
I would put the shutters up and get the longbows at the ready if I were you, Sandy!(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Angels_and_Demons/mini-devil-28492.gif)
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Maybe we should keep all 13 Labradors and put false teeth in them to make them look more intimidating...that will keep us safe!!!