The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: cameldairy on November 29, 2009, 01:09:58 pm
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A CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital .
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked, "Do you have health insurance?"
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are NOT spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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