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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: cameldairy on November 20, 2009, 01:34:42 pm

Title: A woman to the rescue
Post by: cameldairy on November 20, 2009, 01:34:42 pm

 
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the
 
young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.  Suddenly, the
 
boy starts choking, going blue in the face.  The father realizes the boy
 
has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.  The boy
 
coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.  Looking at his son, the
 
father is panicking, shouting  for help.  A well-dressed, attractive, and
 
serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at the coffee bar
 
reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.  At the sound of the
 
commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the
 
newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and
 
makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the
 
woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy's testicles and
 
starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After
 
a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel,
 
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.  Releasing the boy's
 
testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her
 
seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.  As soon as he is sure that
 
his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman
 
and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like
 
that before, it was fantastic.  Are you a doctor? "  'No,' the woman replied,
 
'Divorce attorney!'

 
 

Title: Re: A woman to the rescue
Post by: little blue on November 20, 2009, 07:07:36 pm

Cant find a smiley with its eyes watering!  :o

Title: Re: A woman to the rescue
Post by: sandy on November 20, 2009, 08:29:56 pm

 ;D ;DNot mine though!!