The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: cameldairy on November 03, 2009, 01:29:31 pm
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1. Don't imagine you can change a man, unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
5. Men are all the same, they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.
6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years...even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
9. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
10. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
ll.The best cure for a short temper is a lengthy prayer.
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;D ::)
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You made me smile :) thank you.
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nr 10 is soooo true ;D ;D :&>
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I do like no.6, simple reverse physcology always works on a man, lol ;D ;D
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Poor boys. So maligned. ;D
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;DI used to use reverse psychology and it nearly always works, like it dose in children...trouble is...with Steve it rarely works...never seems to get it due to his dyslexia I think or is it me and he dose get it???? ??? ???
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some folks (kids and men) are just too clever - they make you believe they didn't get it ;) ;D ;D :&>
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Just like men who cannot find things or cannot work the washing machine...wright!!!!
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;DI used to use reverse psychology and it nearly always works, like it dose in children...trouble is...with Steve it rarely works...never seems to get it due to his dyslexia I think or is it me and he dose get it???? ??? ???
I think it's you that doesn't get it ;) That Steve is a smart cookie! ;D ;D when are you coming down to see the pups? and you Rosemary?
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Hehe......I like no. 9 ;)
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No. 8 is my favourite. Ros :cat: :chook:
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No 4 is sound advice - no point having grey haired balding men with a limp etc.
when they have less to offer than a young man who is full of energy and passion
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no point having grey haired balding men with a limp etc.
that would be me then !!!!
cheers
Russ
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Oh Russ, don't take it personally now - think youre lovely - you have brains to offer
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P.S.
AND JOE SAYS
There's probably some old woman at 108 looking for a toy boy just like you ;D ;D
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not much of them left these days ....think most of them fell out when I had the smash....plus I think I must have CJD or something .. the other day I had to try searching on the web , as I could not remember what the name for a wheel was !!!! I knew they were round , and that a car had one in each corner ...but I could not remember what they were called !!!
But I am fine though ....if they ask me who is the PM of the UK, I know who it is ...and when we win this war against the Germans , I think Churchill should be knighted..... ::) ::) ;D
cheers
Russ
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lol, Good old rusty's humour
Linz
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Snoopy, you are talking about my man here! ;) :&>
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and mine ;D ;D ;D
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I know I am a newbie too. but you gotta all know I LOVE my man of 27 years!!!!!! :love: :love: :love :love: :love:
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Now
Does that mean that you have loved your man for 27 years
OR
That your man is a 27 year old ??? ::)
;D ;D ;D
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;D It means I have been loving my man FOR 27 years! :love: We've been married for 25 years. :hshoe:
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Congratulations to you both for finding each other!! risky business dateing and mateing ;D ;D ;D