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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on October 29, 2009, 04:52:18 pm

Title: male or female?
Post by: sheila on October 29, 2009, 04:52:18 pm

 

   
 


 
 
 FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.
 
  PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. 
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
 
 TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
 
 HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their arse.
 
  SPONGES: These are female....because they are soft.....squeezable and retain water.
 
 WEB PAGES: Female....because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on..
 
 TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
 
 EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.
 
  HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all....and are occasionally handy to have around.
 
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying
 
 
 

Title: Re: male or female?
Post by: Snoopy on October 29, 2009, 05:10:45 pm

Never be able to look at a male Hammer
again without laughing  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: male or female?
Post by: little blue on October 29, 2009, 07:42:34 pm

 ;D

Title: Re: male or female?
Post by: MiriMaran on October 29, 2009, 07:45:41 pm

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: male or female?
Post by: Rosemary on October 29, 2009, 07:49:04 pm

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: male or female?
Post by: sandy on October 29, 2009, 07:50:59 pm

Very clever, now you got me thinking(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Thinking/thinking-021.gif), did you make them up ;D ;D ;D ;D