The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: cameldairy on October 21, 2009, 02:57:42 pm
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> A Teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings
> are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
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> A little girl raised her hand and said, 'I had a cat who stuttered'. The
> teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked
> the girl to describe the incident.
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> 'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my cat when the Rottweiler
> that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped
> over the fence into our yard.'
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> ‘That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
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> 'It was' said the little girl. 'My cat raised her back, went "Sssss, Sssss,
> Ssss" and before she could say "s**t" the Rottweiler ate her!'
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> The teacher had to leave the room.
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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