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Title: There's a cow in my garden...
Post by: plumseverywhere on June 01, 2014, 06:43:55 pm
...and its not mine  :o

There's at least one dexter cow/bull?! in my sheep paddock, nestled in the orchard. Relying on FB to try trace the owner. Husband having kittens about me going in there so I'm now confined to house and social media. I'm more worried that if cows have broken their way in, my sheep will find a way out and be gone. 
Is it really that dangerous for me to try shoo it back out (them back out if theres a few?) just want to patch my fences!!
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Post by: Sbom on June 01, 2014, 06:45:44 pm
I'd just shoo it back out! Just be careful it dosent panic and go through the fence though........
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Post by: RUSTYME on June 01, 2014, 06:46:08 pm
You'll be fine . RIP plums .
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Post by: plumseverywhere on June 01, 2014, 06:55:30 pm
Husbands gone out to "have a look". Which is a bit mad really because he's scared of livestock and I'm not. so RIP plumshubby  ;)  :cow:
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Post by: SallyintNorth on June 01, 2014, 06:58:28 pm
Don't take the dog with you, go in and assess its reaction to you.  If it turns to face you and doesn't turn away, proceed with caution.  If it shakes its head at you, retire.  If it paws the ground, retire.

Look underneath - if smooth, it's female ;).  If not, if you can look at it from behind it will be fairly obvious if it's a bull. ;)

Most cattle do not want a confrontation and will move away from a human who approaches them. There's no calf to protect.

Bulls on their own may be more likely to stand their ground, but it's a beef breed so as long as you don't go in screaming like a banshee and waving flags at it, it will probably be prepared to move away gracefully provided you don't make it feel like it's losing face to do so.

If you aren't comfortable, see if you can get a pic or two and post on here.  If you have a good camera you may be able to get a shot of the eartag number.
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Post by: RUSTYME on June 01, 2014, 07:00:05 pm
Cattle sense fear , omg !
Is he insured ?
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Post by: plumseverywhere on June 01, 2014, 07:01:09 pm
Thanks Sally.  I know Tony won't be getting anywhere near close to it (he's probably just gone to 'have a look' so that he can come back and tell me I've hallucinated the whole thing....)
I know there is at least one, when it saw me it turned away and wanted to hurry off. Didn't get to see if it was a bull though, all I saw was a long swishy tail.
Children and dog banned from field for now.  will it/they do anything to the sheep? 
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Post by: in the hills on June 01, 2014, 07:03:03 pm
Mmmmm .... is it my neighbours?

Our neighbour lives way down the lane but their Dexters are frequently 'out'. Neighbours have told me the cows have never liked 'School Field'. They do enjoy breaking out of it though and into our orchard. They also like to get out of all their other fields and go 'walk about'. We usually walk them home .... cows and their bull. 

We take walking sticks with us, in case, and just do it quietly and steadily. They've never caused a problem or been what I'd consider 'dangerous' but anything bigger than me and I'm careful. Neighbour is disabled so if her hubbie is away she can't take them home so sort of no choice.

Think they are usually okay unless spooked. On one occasion only, we didn't go into the lane to move them as we could see that one young bullock was 'frisky'. Local farmer had to 'push' them home with the tractor .... not literally.  ;D

Have a little look?

Cross posted with SITN
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Post by: Sbom on June 01, 2014, 07:10:25 pm
Have a look through binoculars! Save getting to close  :thumbsup:
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Post by: RUSTYME on June 01, 2014, 07:42:17 pm
All ok plums ?
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Post by: shygirl on June 01, 2014, 07:51:30 pm
cattle can jump stock fence no bother so hopefully your fence isnt broken with your sheep escaping.
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Post by: goosepimple on June 01, 2014, 08:17:36 pm
 ;D  sorry Plums, just having a giggle, that's not an everyday event is it....how's it going - maybe it want's you to milk it  ;D
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Post by: john and helen on June 01, 2014, 08:49:34 pm
plumbs, i hope you never gave hubby the red table cloth  ;D
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Post by: Clarebelle on June 01, 2014, 09:08:50 pm
I felt a bit of deja vu when I saw this post, I had only been in my house a couple of weeks when I had to take to the local Facebook page to ask if anyone was missing a 'coo' as there was one in my garden...  ::)
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Post by: plumseverywhere on June 01, 2014, 09:21:45 pm
Well hubby disappeared too long for my liking (bearing in mind what Russ said about they can smell fear) so I trekked out to find him.  He was halfway up a tree.  i assumed the cow had chased him up there but no, he was pulling over a dead tree next to it to mend the fence (see we do things really professionally round here - we even have the old ladder from the girls bunk beds patching up another bit of fence)

The cow(s) had taken down a few metres of stock fencing (rotten posts and rusty wire) and judging by the number of cow pats in the orchard had either been coming and going for a long time or there'd been a fair few of them (or do cows just poo a heck of a lot?!)

Offered the hubster help with fencing but he said no (in that sort of grumpy way, not the nice "I'm fine, dont' you worry " way  ;)  ) so eldest daughter and I sat making daisy chain hair bands for the sheep whilst watching him.  All good fun. 
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Post by: Porterlauren on June 01, 2014, 11:19:38 pm
Funnily enough I was driving home with the mrs from a meal tonight and met a mixed mob of 14 cattle running up the middle of the road, in the dark.

Que, some furious / calm cattle driving and we had them corralled in someones garden . . . . who wasn't too impressed!

And then proceeded to wake up every local farmer . . . . immmm excuse me sir, sorry to disturb you. . . . but are you missing some cows? haha.
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Post by: doganjo on June 01, 2014, 11:38:16 pm
I have a book here called - There's a cow in my Parlour.  Author Peggy Grayson
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Post by: doganjo on June 01, 2014, 11:42:53 pm
A good length of blue alcathene pipe is very useful when encouraging cows to go back where they came from.  I've shifted a good few over the years using that method - a wee tap on a back leg hurries them up too, but make sure you are fleet of foot.  :roflanim:
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Post by: HesterF on June 02, 2014, 12:24:08 am
Daughter has a book too 'There's a cow in the cabbage patch, what are we going to do?' - carries on with all the animals in the wrong place. Answer: give them all their dinner, then they'll all go home.
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Post by: Alistair on June 02, 2014, 12:18:37 pm
so eldest daughter and I sat making daisy chain hair bands for the sheep whilst watching him.  All good fun.

Your not taking this sheep farming seriously are you?
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Post by: bloomer on June 02, 2014, 12:20:22 pm
so do the sheep eat their crowns or just wander round in them?
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Post by: Alistair on June 02, 2014, 12:22:17 pm
Listening to Donovan, with peace symbols dyed on their sides?

Make wool not war and all that
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Post by: plumseverywhere on June 02, 2014, 12:32:28 pm
Ahh they love it! all girls like to look pretty, even woolly ones.
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Post by: bloomer on June 02, 2014, 12:33:53 pm
do they get a choice of hair styles come shearing time?
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Post by: shygirl on June 02, 2014, 06:50:36 pm
such as this??
http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/tartangordon_450x500.jpg (http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/tartangordon_450x500.jpg)
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Post by: Lesley Silvester on June 02, 2014, 10:07:33 pm
 :roflanim: