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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: cameldairy on October 09, 2009, 05:41:26 pm

Title: Potato prostitute
Post by: cameldairy on October 09, 2009, 05:41:26 pm

 
Two little potatoes are standing
on the street corner. One is a
prostitute.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

You're gonna love it...








It's the one with the little sticker that says...

I - DA - HO 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 

Title: Re: Potato prostitute
Post by: sandy on October 09, 2009, 06:30:53 pm

Do your tatties realy have labels? ;)Up here we/I eat far to many to get them labeled ;D ;D

Title: Re: Potato prostitute
Post by: Rosemary on October 09, 2009, 07:14:39 pm

I had to read that about five times before it clicked. Duh!

Title: Re: Potato prostitute
Post by: MiriMaran on October 09, 2009, 09:13:41 pm

 ;D ;D ;D

What a nightmare - stickers on potatoes, what a pain peeling them off.

Title: Re: Potato prostitute
Post by: little blue on October 09, 2009, 09:41:00 pm

 ;D

Reminds me of one of the kids at work... During some gardening he kept shouting to his mate who had a hoe.. He has a very broad scottish accent, ' oi, Mike come here you hoer!'

Title: Re: Potato prostitute
Post by: sandy on October 09, 2009, 09:47:24 pm

 ;D yes I have had funny experiences with my accent up here in Scotland, eg, asking a little lad if he was putting a hole in the bottom of his clay duck money bank that we had just made, I asked him if it was a hole for a cork!!!!!! He went red and kept giggling and thought I said "cock" :-[ :-[

Title: Re: Potato prostitute
Post by: little blue on October 09, 2009, 09:51:22 pm

Hmmmm!
We get kids from all over the country and a few from abroad, all with communication difficulties so you can only imagine the potential problems!