The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Snoopy on October 05, 2009, 09:36:33 pm
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Irish Boy's Confession
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. :o
The priest asks, 'Is that you, Dicky?' ???
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
'Well, Dicky, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Mary Walsh?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Brown?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Margaret Doyle?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Anne O' Neil?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Catherine O' Tool, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped Dicky, and I admire that But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Dicky walks back to his pew, and his friend Tommy slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'4 Months holiday and five good leads'.
;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D very cute!!
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;D I half expected the priest to be getting the leads ;)
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Yes - if it had been a little girl confessing, and he was asking for the boys names, I can see where you are coming from with that one ;D ;D ;D
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My first crush was on a priest, I was in Hospital with Asian Flue in 1969, I was very thin and covered in spots due to a reaction to medication and I lost my book under the bed, so I crawled out of bed and was on the floor when I saw his feet...I clambered back into bed pulling my nightie over my white flakey thin legs and went sooooooooooooooooooo hot!! :love:he was stunning and Oh what a voice...never saw him again ;)