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Livestock => Sheep => Topic started by: Pomme homme on April 04, 2014, 09:48:08 pm

Title: Lambing nude!
Post by: Pomme homme on April 04, 2014, 09:48:08 pm
Our little lambing shed is off the back of our house. Go out the back door and you’re in it. Which is what I did at 7:00 this morning. Just out of bed and in my dressing gown. The first thing I saw was a yearling ewe – a first timer and without a clue – wandering round the pen with a lamb’s head and forelegs displaying at her rear end. I could have returned to the bedroom to dress – but would you? Thus I turned my hand to the task and, very soon, realised that my dressing gown was getting wet. Again, I could have abandoned the task to dress. But the pressing nature of the task – and the fact that the lambing shed is not overlooked – meant that it was more practicable to throw off my dressing gown and get on with the job without encumbrances. Thus when, shortly afterwards, my wife arrived on the scene, she was surprised to find her husband lambing nude. But as the result was a fine Vendéen ewe lamb, what do I care. After all, neither the ewe nor the lamb registered any complaint!

Best wishes

The Naked Shepherd!
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Post by: Pomme homme on April 04, 2014, 09:52:52 pm
Oh, I forgot to mention that my wife suggested that I should post a photograph. But of what, I asked..............!
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Post by: Beeducked on April 04, 2014, 09:57:27 pm
And I thought lambing in my pyjamas was a little unorthodox!
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Post by: trish.farm on April 04, 2014, 10:07:19 pm
Brilliant!!!! 
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Post by: Me on April 04, 2014, 11:08:45 pm
A vet I used to work with could be seen on occasion after particularly mucky tasks wandering through reception, belly swinging, in black Y fronts that could be at best described as inadequate (they looked like they were stolen from a 10 year old boy some decades earlier) so you are not alone
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Post by: Brucklay on April 04, 2014, 11:21:03 pm
Perfect - I'm checking at 3.00am at present - walking sandals, dressing gown and coat - like you say PH the sheep don't care  :thumbsup:  and your story made me smile

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Post by: Me on April 04, 2014, 11:28:41 pm
Its not just twin lamb disease that makes them go blind (or wish they were blind)
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Post by: SallyintNorth on April 05, 2014, 03:07:28 am
I've never quite gone that far but yes, you just get on with it don't you, and if you're in wellies and pjs...  :innocent:

My then-hubby once raced downstairs to rescue the kittens who had jumped out of the bedroom window.  He said it wasn't until he had them safely gathered up into his arms that he realised he was stark b*****k naked!  :o  And we lived in a little cul-de-sac, with some neighbours who loved watching life in the close through their net curtains...  :roflanim:
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Post by: Hellybee on April 05, 2014, 05:02:50 am
Hehe love it !  :roflanim:
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Post by: kelly58 on April 05, 2014, 09:12:38 am
 :roflanim: bunch of nutters these smallholders   :farmer:
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Post by: Pomme homme on April 05, 2014, 03:43:13 pm
My wife suggested that I post a photograph of me holding a strategically placed lamb. But in view of Me's comments concerning the effect on lambs, goodness knows what this might do to other members. So maybe I'll just leave that idea to be taken up for the 2015 accidental smallholder calendar!
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Post by: Backinwellies on April 05, 2014, 06:32:24 pm
 :roflanim:   a real 'Birth day' suit!!!   :roflanim:
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Post by: Me on April 05, 2014, 07:33:53 pm
My wife suggested that I post a photograph of me holding a strategically placed lamb - jealous??  :roflanim:
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Post by: Pomme homme on April 05, 2014, 10:33:59 pm
Upper/lower case distinction!
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Post by: CL on April 05, 2014, 11:42:22 pm
Hilarious!!! :roflanim:
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Post by: Me on April 06, 2014, 10:31:20 am
oH oK fAiR pLaY. When you do the photo don't use a soay triplet - bad for reputation
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Post by: ZaktheLad on April 07, 2014, 08:56:39 am
That's great  ;D
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Post by: Pomme homme on April 07, 2014, 09:27:58 am
When you do the photo don't use a soay triplet - bad for reputation

 :o Fortunately I disposed of the last of my Ouessant stock a few years ago. The singleton Vendéen lamb is more my size! :eyelashes:
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Post by: ZaktheLad on April 07, 2014, 09:32:53 am
Next you will be telling us that a texel ram would be a more likely candidate!  Us ladies don't believe a word of it chaps - sorry  ;D  :innocent:
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Post by: Me on April 07, 2014, 09:47:43 am
Creep feed is a must this year
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Post by: Pomme homme on April 07, 2014, 10:02:06 am
Modesty is my middle name - although I'm beginning to think that the calendar idea might just be a runner as it would be really interesting to see what breed of sheep the mister - or miss or missis - of the month might chose for reasons of modesty !
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Post by: Hartwelljulie on April 08, 2014, 06:16:56 pm
haha fantastic! well done