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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Dan on February 28, 2014, 12:11:36 pm

Title: Caption competition
Post by: Dan on February 28, 2014, 12:11:36 pm
We're running a caption competition and giving away a load of smallholding books. Those of you on Facebook might prefer to enter there - http://tinyurl.com/pxujssa

Just make up a caption for the attached photo and we'll pick our top three on Sunday at 8pm, and send the winners some lovely books.

Put your captions in a reply to this post. No other comments please, if you have a question or comment please PM me or start a new thread.

Good luck.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Alistair on February 28, 2014, 12:42:20 pm
Uncle chuckles left in a bad mood - like usual
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Post by: spandit on February 28, 2014, 12:55:10 pm
The administrators of The Matrix were regretting installing Windows 8
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Post by: Mathewr on February 28, 2014, 03:00:02 pm
First cat - "I hate cats"
Second cat - "Yeah"
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Post by: Mathewr on February 28, 2014, 03:01:49 pm
"Is that you or me out there?"
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Post by: Mathewr on February 28, 2014, 03:03:08 pm
"Christ, I'm glad I don't look like that!"
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Post by: MAK on February 28, 2014, 03:31:09 pm
Alan ! Alan !! Alan !!
second says  - Nah it's Kevin.
Kevin! Kevin!! Kevin !!!
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Post by: spandit on February 28, 2014, 04:00:05 pm
Dan's new book of "guess the silhouette" was remarkably easy
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Post by: Fleecewife on February 28, 2014, 05:14:22 pm

first cat - "Ooh he's a big boy, prrmeow"....

second cat - " er...I think that's our Dad"
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Post by: goosepimple on February 28, 2014, 05:37:57 pm
'....yes, some say he's called Le Shadow'.
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Post by: goosepimple on February 28, 2014, 05:39:14 pm
'Now if that's one of those silhouette thingies that MAK does, he's only put 3 legs on it' .
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Post by: goosepimple on February 28, 2014, 07:14:38 pm
'Dare you to go an cross his path'
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Post by: Bert on February 28, 2014, 08:03:43 pm
He may look like the big hunter gatherer. But if he ever saw a mouse it'd scare the crap out of him!
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Post by: MAK on February 28, 2014, 08:28:27 pm
Yes that is definetely one of those ornamental cats that MAK bashes out for TAS members who earn too much from keeping 3 legged animals.
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Post by: shygirl on February 28, 2014, 08:42:03 pm
"...apparently he's the beast of bodmin...."
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Post by: shygirl on February 28, 2014, 08:43:09 pm
"...yes, he's the black sheep of the family..."
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Post by: bigchicken on February 28, 2014, 08:52:26 pm
Three cats sat at the door on a cold and frosty morning, one cat got up and walk awa got up and walked awaaaaaa, two cats sat at the door on a cold and frosty morning.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Pasture Farm on March 02, 2014, 06:31:56 pm
He's the most tiptop................top cat...................



Yeah....right....
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Post by: Padge on March 02, 2014, 06:36:41 pm
Neil......have you just farted........???
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Post by: Backinwellies on March 02, 2014, 07:33:46 pm
..I'm sure I've seen him some where before..
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Backinwellies on March 02, 2014, 07:41:11 pm
well there goes number 8 .... that just leaves us ... the 2 out of 10 who don't prefer whiskers. Meow.
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Post by: NicandChic on March 02, 2014, 07:56:06 pm
Come back bros! We're sorry!...we won't call you snowball anymore!
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Post by: Mammyshaz on March 02, 2014, 09:58:32 pm
"...what did you say to him?? "

" just that three's a crowd...mweoow "
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Post by: bigchicken on March 02, 2014, 11:23:02 pm
Deja va or what.
Title: Re: Caption competition
Post by: Dan on March 03, 2014, 12:30:21 pm
Thanks all who entered, great entries and many a giggle here.  :thumbsup:

We've picked two winning entries from here, and two from Facebook.

The winners on here are:

Mathewr - "Is that you or me out there?"

spandit - The administrators of The Matrix were regretting installing Windows 8

And on Facebook:

Simon Langley - Business was slow at the Witches familiar supply company.

Neil Hunter - That one is my sixth life walking past, Number Seven

Congrats to the winners, we'll be in touch today about getting books to you.  :)