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Title: MARRIAGE!
Post by: sheila on September 13, 2009, 12:15:09 pm

* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. You are beautiful, I love you.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. You are my headache, one day I'll kill you.
I thought this was funny last night. now i'm not so sure!

Title: Re: MARRIAGE!
Post by: cmorrell on September 13, 2009, 02:47:54 pm

If it was your husband who told you it, get out .. now  ;D

Title: Re: MARRIAGE!
Post by: sandy on September 13, 2009, 05:07:42 pm

(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Confused/oops-0030.gif)Oh dear, maybe a good romantic holiday to Rome, nice meal, flowers and wine would do the trick...not with the husband of course ;)

Title: Re: MARRIAGE!
Post by: northfifeduckling on September 13, 2009, 08:50:28 pm

have a look at new versions of Roses are red...page 87
there's one missing: roses are red, violets are blue, if I see..(insert name)..I vomit on my shoe  :&>

http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=sHfVZFl4JTIC&pg=PA84&lpg=PA84&dq=roses+are+red+spoof&source=bl&ots=4APXCI6xwm&sig=c1xafIL2-zmTTIKpVbEIcc3Gtfc&hl=en&ei=hkutStSnFpzbjQenha3hBw&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3#v=onepage&q=&f=false

Title: Re: MARRIAGE!
Post by: sheila on September 16, 2009, 10:38:56 am

 Thanks for the link. Now i've wasted another hour reading all the poems! LOL

Title: Re: MARRIAGE!
Post by: sheila on September 17, 2009, 12:53:49 pm

Wedding Fairy: 

A married couple in their early 60 ' s were celebrating their 40th Wedding Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant...

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.  She said, "For being such a wonderful married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."   The wife answered,  "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband."   The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.   
 
The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I." The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. 

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!... The husband became 93 years old. 
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female!.....   

Title: Re: MARRIAGE!
Post by: doganjo on September 17, 2009, 02:52:16 pm

Oh BOY do I like that one! ;D ;D ;D
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Title: Re: MARRIAGE!
Post by: JulieS on September 17, 2009, 03:38:34 pm

  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: MARRIAGE!
Post by: Blinkers on September 17, 2009, 08:52:09 pm

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Title: Re: MARRIAGE!
Post by: sandy on September 17, 2009, 09:07:13 pm

(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Cool/cool-045.GIF)If that happened to me and my partner we would end up the same age(http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Respect/respect-010.gif)