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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Troubled Waters on September 11, 2009, 12:07:57 pm

Title: How to make a woman happy
Post by: Troubled Waters on September 11, 2009, 12:07:57 pm
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19.. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25.. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Nev er to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


 


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked


        2. Bring alcohol
Title: Re: How to make a woman happy
Post by: HappyHippy on September 11, 2009, 04:07:14 pm
He he he  ;D
Title: Re: How to make a woman happy
Post by: Rosemary on September 11, 2009, 06:45:46 pm
Do you think we're difficult?  ;D
Title: Re: How to make a woman happy
Post by: MiriMaran on September 11, 2009, 08:23:29 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How to make a woman happy
Post by: sandy on September 11, 2009, 09:34:48 pm
I wounder why we are so different, even male and female animals are so different, hormones!!!!!! bl***y hormones, that's why...!
Title: Re: How to make a woman happy
Post by: cmorrell on September 11, 2009, 09:43:20 pm
...what sort of alcohol?
Title: Re: How to make a woman happy
Post by: sandy on September 11, 2009, 09:44:28 pm
Now Alcohol equalises the hormones out, that's a medical fact!!
Title: Re: How to make a woman happy
Post by: Farmer on September 11, 2009, 10:56:08 pm
Quote from: cmorrell on September 11, 2009, 09:43:20 pm
...what sort of alcohol?

At my age...better making rubbing alchohol!

Farmer ::)
 :farmer:
Title: Re: How to make a woman happy
Post by: sandy on September 11, 2009, 11:03:52 pm
Rubbing Alcohol sounds good to me!! ;)
Title: Re: How to make a woman happy
Post by: Farmer on September 11, 2009, 11:08:14 pm
Ooh Sandy...you are awful...but I like you!  :-[

Farmer
 :farmer:
Title: Re: How to make a woman happy
Post by: sausagesandcash on September 12, 2009, 04:00:52 pm
Lol, Dick Emry...one of lifes greats
Title: Re: How to make a woman happy
Post by: kevkev57 on September 12, 2009, 06:07:11 pm
Just shows you how bloody difficult women can be..... 8)

Kevin
Title: Re: How to make a woman happy
Post by: sandy on September 12, 2009, 07:18:59 pm
Difficult, me? ???