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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: cameldairy on August 26, 2009, 10:32:55 pm

Title: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
Post by: cameldairy on August 26, 2009, 10:32:55 pm

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in
for a newer model.  I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and
my paint job is getting a little dull...but that's not the worst of it.  My headlights
are out of focus, which makes it especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump
into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins ~ it takes me hours to reach my
maximum speed ~ my fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my
exhaust backfires!

 CASH FOR CLUNKERS  ~ I QUALIFY   ~  How about You??

 

Title: Re: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
Post by: smiffy on August 27, 2009, 12:56:51 am

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: IF MY BODY WERE A CAR...
Post by: sandy on August 27, 2009, 08:12:57 am

 ;D I think the only positive thing is, my seats are comfy ;D ;D