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Livestock => Sheep => Topic started by: Pedwardine on December 12, 2013, 10:13:05 pm

Title: Smells of Ladies...
Post by: Pedwardine on December 12, 2013, 10:13:05 pm
Poor Noah. He's had the pleasure-six visiting ladies all throroughly serviced by my lovely boy. Now he's having the pain-back with his four homies who are all taking it in turns to roger him!! He smells of women. They're men. They're a little confused and very enthusiastic.
Title: Re: Smells of Ladies...
Post by: bloomer on December 12, 2013, 10:16:37 pm
don't know whether to laugh or cry,


poor Noah!!!



Title: Re: Smells of Ladies...
Post by: Mammyshaz on December 12, 2013, 11:02:55 pm
Males in frustration! how low will they go  :o 

Poor Noah!
Title: Re: Smells of Ladies...
Post by: Fleecewife on December 14, 2013, 08:50:00 am
I don't think it's because they smell of females, it's just each male checking his old chums haven't turned into ewes since they last saw them - a bit of wishful thinking.  Our tups came out yesterday and there's been a whole lot of male on male action since then.  The one who suffers most is the one and only wether, Budleigh, but they've never known what sex he is so he's a bit used to getting humped all the time  :o
Title: Re: Smells of Ladies...
Post by: Ina on December 14, 2013, 09:02:48 am
There's an astonishingly large number of male sheep who are simply never interested in females... Homosexuality is not a human prerogative! Which is why, when you buy a new tup, you should make sure he is likely to be doing it for the ladies... (And if possible check he's fertile, too. Loads of money has been paid on occasions for a useless boy.)
Title: Re: Smells of Ladies...
Post by: Marches Farmer on December 14, 2013, 09:20:07 am
Try running some diluted iodine over the tail head - that way they all smell the same.
Title: Re: Smells of Ladies...
Post by: kanisha on December 14, 2013, 12:06:16 pm
I have heard of people spraying them with highly scented sprays such as perfume sprays, to disguise the individual scents - I'm not sure which is worse :)
Title: Re: Smells of Ladies...
Post by: Pedwardine on December 15, 2013, 11:53:21 pm
They've all settled now. No more humping of Noah.