The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: bigchicken on August 21, 2009, 08:07:19 pm
-
YIPEE I,m a Jr Member I haven't been a Junior anythink for 50 years they do say that you revert back to being a child it must be happening roll on the nappies. :farmer:
-
no, not nappies......done enough bum cleaning in my working life and now cleaning toilets all the time....no...not adult nappies, if I get t have to have them I think I will do my stuff in the yard or in the field with my dogs ;D ;D
-
Too much informations, Sandra!!!!!!! ;) ;D ;D
-
watch out, bigchicken - time flies between the Jr and the Sr stage - you will be enjoying yourself ;D :&>
-
Congratulations Big Chicken
It took us only a month to become HERO members - we didn't even get a badge!!!!
So here's your badge from us
:chook:
I know its only a little chicken - but you are a Junior Member after all ;)
Julie ;D
-
Thanks very much folks I feel like one of the family and i,m filled (no not my nappy yet) with greatfullness.
-
;D ;D ;D
-
no no no nappies, especialy full ones, I shift enough do doooos like most of us on here, not mine may I add, hang on, have people on here done the over 50's poo test, mine came in the post but until I am not cooking breakfast in the morning I am NOT playing with mine in a pot!!!!
-
What are ye on about Sandy - is it a Scottish thing???
;D ;D ;D
Julie
-
Well actually she's mad. But what she is talking about (in riddles) is the bowel cancer test that they are sending out to all the over 50's - well, at least, I THINK that's what she's going on aboot! :o
-
No, my brother was on about how aukward it was, you have to do "it" in some recepticle and put some on some cards (no, not home made celebration ones) you have to do it for three day's on the trot (sorry about the pun) and as I usualy move last nights meal just after my cup of tea I am also cooking breakfasts, so I'm not nipping out with an old pan to catch it as, apparently it's no good if it drops off in the pool!!! ;)
-
Thats right I got that test thing, I also at one time worked with pedigree broilers and had to give a sample every week to test for salmonella. When posting I got asked what was in the parcel to which I replied you don't really want to know. Its now official the bigchicken does talk a load of s---. :farmer:
-
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I LOVE this forum! ;D
-
Reminds me of when the postman arrived with a package, and Tara was about 7
at the time, she went running down the drive all excited, as she knew what was
in the boxes. :o
The postman said hello Tara is this a present for you - No she said "its daddys semen for the pigs" :o ::)
So now I have no idea what they are talking about in the village, but some of them spotty pigs
do look a bit like Joe ;D ;D ;D ;D
And Tara did very well in her Sexual Education for the first year - but the Teacher was a bit
embarrased when she kept comparing everything to her farm animals ;D ;D ;D ;D
Julie
-
;D ;D A well educated child I think! My ten year old grand-daughter stayed with me this week. Allez had flopped over onto his back and she bent over him and pointed - what is that, she said with absolute horror in her voice. I told her it was his willie. "But it can't be, it's glued to his body. How can it work properly" Just HOW do you answer that one? ::)
-
Tricky
;D ;D
-
Morning ALL! that's the sort of question you get when you see horses willies!!!!! I must say, they surprise me sometimes :-[
-
When Tara was four we had a Donkey called Moses, she asked me one day
why he had a fifth leg!
We explained to her about boy animal and girl animal differences at a young age
to save embarrasing questions - she accepted it well and always listend to Joe.
One day the vet came, and was drawing a picture of a male boars bits on the dust in
his van to explain the problem to Joe.
Three weeks later, we were driving through the village, and the vet speeded past us.
Tara started laughing out loud, we asked her what was funny?
She said " the vet is still driving around with a picture of Oscar's Balls on the side
if his van".
Well - we cried laughing all the way to Longford. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Julie