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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sheila on August 16, 2009, 08:28:26 pm

Title: be careful what you say!
Post by: sheila on August 16, 2009, 08:28:26 pm

An elderly gentleman....
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'

Title: Re: be careful what you say!
Post by: little blue on August 16, 2009, 09:20:15 pm

 ;D

Title: Re: be careful what you say!
Post by: doganjo on August 16, 2009, 11:15:46 pm

I LIKE that! ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: be careful what you say!
Post by: northfifeduckling on August 17, 2009, 12:36:16 pm

my Gran had the perfect selective hearing  ;D, but so do my kids  ::)  :&>

Title: Re: be careful what you say!
Post by: Fluffywelshsheep on August 17, 2009, 01:39:18 pm

lol ALL NAN's do lol

You ask here something she didn't want to hear and it was 'Aye Aye' but if you would say 'Thorntons' she would be the first to hear.

Title: Re: be careful what you say!
Post by: doganjo on August 17, 2009, 03:29:29 pm

Quote from: northfifeduckling on August 17, 2009, 12:36:16 pm

my Gran had the perfect selective hearing  ;D, but so do my kids  ::)  :&>

My dogs all have that too ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: be careful what you say!
Post by: Tullywood Farm on August 17, 2009, 06:12:51 pm

Sorry!. What did you say I couldn't hear you!!!.  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: be careful what you say!
Post by: MiriMaran on August 17, 2009, 07:01:42 pm

 ;D