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Livestock => Poultry & Waterfowl => Topic started by: sokel on September 12, 2013, 08:04:16 pm

Title: Ouch !
Post by: sokel on September 12, 2013, 08:04:16 pm

What is the chances of a duck giving you a black eye !
went down to the goat this afternoon and our ducks where at the other end of the walk way between the stables and the new goat pens. Nothing unusual about that as they sit there waiting to be fed.
What I didn't notice is that one of the mallards off the river was with them, he took off and came through the walk way, couldn't get any higher because of the roof and smacked straight into my face  :o
Got a lovely shiner coming, sounds a bit stupid when people ask what I have done and I say a duck hit me in the face  ::)
Not been my week, first I fell over a wheel barrow when I was carrying a bale of hay, next day I got stung by a bumble bee and ended up at A & E  then today the duck !!
I am thinking I should stay in bed tomorrow  ::)

Title: Re: Ouch !
Post by: shygirl on September 12, 2013, 08:12:28 pm

Quote from: sokel on September 12, 2013, 08:04:16 pm

I am thinking I should stay in bed tomorrow  ::)

i would - its friday the 13th  :o :o

poor you  :wave:
i once got a huge shocking purple eye when i tripped over my shoe laces when carrying 2 buckets of water - no-one believed me as it happened on a saturday night so presumed i was fighting in town  :o :o :o  :roflanim: :roflanim:

Title: Re: Ouch !
Post by: bloomer on September 12, 2013, 08:13:09 pm

not laughing, promise!!!
























































 :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim:

Title: Re: Ouch !
Post by: goosepimple on September 12, 2013, 08:14:39 pm

 ;D ;D  sorry sokel that made me laugh.


OH and me were catching the sheep last month for fluking and one of the Soays made a jump for it and sent a flying head butt right on OH's mouth, it was a huge smack.  Very funny although he didn't think so obviously.


Enjoy your new look, or try and get another one to match  ;)

Title: Re: Ouch !
Post by: Izzy on September 12, 2013, 08:27:44 pm

How's the drake doing? Must have hurt him too!

Title: Re: Ouch !
Post by: sokel on September 12, 2013, 08:32:10 pm

Quote from: shygirl on September 12, 2013, 08:12:28 pm

Quote from: sokel on September 12, 2013, 08:04:16 pm

I am thinking I should stay in bed tomorrow  ::)

i would - its friday the 13th  :o :o

Ohh Great ! I am defiantly not going out tomorrow then !

Title: Re: Ouch !
Post by: sokel on September 12, 2013, 08:33:53 pm

Quote from: Izzy on September 12, 2013, 08:27:44 pm

How's the drake doing? Must have hurt him too!

He flopped to the ground and then took off again ! belive me he would have been dinner if I had got hold of him  :D

Title: Re: Ouch !
Post by: AndynJ on September 12, 2013, 09:01:42 pm

Nothing else for it
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Oh and
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just for laughs I thought I'd add these
 :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim:
Thanks for sharing  :'(

Title: Re: Ouch !
Post by: HesterF on September 12, 2013, 10:09:17 pm

Trouble always comes in threes - you're in the clear now!

Title: Re: Ouch !
Post by: sokel on September 13, 2013, 10:44:25 am

I hope that's the end of my disasters !   
Got a lovely shiner today  ::)