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Livestock => Sheep => Topic started by: SheepCrazy! on August 06, 2013, 10:45:19 pm

Title: Excuse me I've just got too......
Post by: SheepCrazy! on August 06, 2013, 10:45:19 pm


Don't you just love it when you can't get away from a conversation, even though you've got loads to do, well we have a small caravan site and if your not stuck on the phone half way through cutting the grass, cleaning the bogs, trying to get to work ect, theres always someone with plenty of time for a chat,

Well tonight after an hour of chit chat about do you like my new van, car ect with some lovely  ::)snobby people, (you know the type designer county wear, with wellies that have never seen mud) I had to excuse myself. After several attempts at polite departure I tried the truth! This is how it went,

  "I'm very sorry I must get on my tups got a sore willie!"   :roflanim:
"Oh dear, what can you do about that,"  Blush
"Rub it with suddocrem!"

The things we do for our sheep, I noticed my jacob tup has flies congregating around that area this morning he  has a small cut there that the flies have been at, poor boy, so technically I was rubbing his belly!!! But couldn't resist  ;D
Title: Re: Excuse me I've just got too......
Post by: Pedwardine on August 06, 2013, 10:46:58 pm
As a fellow sheep person I feel such pride!! Nicely done  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Excuse me I've just got too......
Post by: Yeoman on August 06, 2013, 10:55:27 pm
I'm sure they are now even more confused about what goes on outside their city limits now! ;-)
Title: Re: Excuse me I've just got too......
Post by: Brucklay on August 06, 2013, 11:01:57 pm
Not experienced that yet but remember my good friend and neighbor at the time “looking after" her very well endowed Irish cob - you know who you are!!

Title: Re: Excuse me I've just got too......
Post by: SheepCrazy! on August 06, 2013, 11:07:45 pm


 :roflanim: "looking after"

Title: Re: Excuse me I've just got too......
Post by: clydesdaleclopper on August 07, 2013, 08:04:34 pm
Not experienced that yet but remember my good friend and neighbor at the time “looking after" her very well endowed Irish cob - you know who you are!!


OH always has a chuckle at the "Horse and Rider Sheath Cleaner" I know it's the brand but it does sound dodgy