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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Tullywood Farm on July 22, 2009, 06:51:56 pm

Title: The worlds shortest fairy tale...
Post by: Tullywood Farm on July 22, 2009, 06:51:56 pm

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'   :love: :love:
The girl said, 'NO!'   ;D
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted  :o :o whenever he wanted.  :D ;) ;D

The End

Sorry - I only pass them on...  Julie

Title: Re: The worlds shortest fairy tale...
Post by: Hilarysmum on July 23, 2009, 07:43:11 am

and the girl went on to be very happy, doing her own thing. :D

Title: Re: The worlds shortest fairy tale...
Post by: sausagesandcash on July 23, 2009, 01:12:33 pm

As I tell my boys...for the first 18 yrs of your life a woman tells you what to do...then you go out on your own in the world, and have lots of fun and many wonderful experiences. Then you'll fall in love and probably get married, and a woman will tell you what to do for the rest of your life. Just enjoy the bit in the middle!!  ;D ;D

p.s Don't tell the wife  :o PLEASE!