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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Hilarysmum on July 20, 2009, 09:02:30 am
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Yesterday trying to bake a cake, heard a commotion downstairs. Rushed down, to find big pig encouraging little pig onto my bed. Ushered them out. Then changed the duvet cover, cleaned the floor (muddy footprints) and back upstairs. Now more noises coming from the lounge. On investigation the gate which keeps the animals out was off its hinges. Little pig was lounging on the sofa, big pig had found my french lesson file. Had remove and was eating the A4 page of French homework.
No one is going to believe this when I explain why I have failed to finish. Anyone speak immaculate french please?
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Sorry to laugh but that is funny. What monsters they are, give them an inch and they'll take a mile as the saying goes. I bet you laughed too? Shame you didn't get pictures of them. :pig: :pig:
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20 years ago I could have done it! They say time is a great healer.....but it ain't healed my poor tired old brain cells. A head injury didn't help much either! You'll just have to accept the five lashes!
Morgan
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You should have recorded the event on camera, it would be worth a fortune syndicated round the world on those video clip programmes.
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Hi,
I think your Professor will think you are telling PORKY PIES !!!!!!!!!. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Kind regards
Joe :)
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Now how do I translate porkie pies into french ?????
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Le Porkie pies!. ;D ;D
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pâtés de porc ;D ;D
Doesn't quite have the same ring though!
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That why I went for.
Le porkie pies ;D ;D ;D
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Had a giggle at this :D
Reminded me of when we had a goat kid being fed on the bottle. She would come to the door wanting her bottle, and quite often would come in looking to see where it was. Tanya would get on the table, looking for the tea caddy, and in those days it was loose tea - she would tip it out and eat it. One day I could hear a noise upstairs and she was on the bed!!!
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;D