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Title: most unusual smallholding animal?
Post by: Backinwellies on April 23, 2013, 07:38:02 am
Over the weekend my OH asked me (in a weak moment  :eyelashes: )  what unusual animal could we have on our smallholding.....

..... so over to you all for ideas.......

Linda
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Post by: tizaala on April 23, 2013, 07:50:48 am
Moles are very popular at the moment ..... :rant:
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Post by: Tala Orchard on April 23, 2013, 08:01:36 am
Yes they are unusual but they are common. what you want is something like an alligator as they do well in swampy/boggy conditions, we all seem to have that at present.
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Post by: colliewoman on April 23, 2013, 08:22:03 am
I want a giraffe :eyelashes:
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Post by: Rosemary on April 23, 2013, 08:39:08 am
I'd like a lion - with cross eyes, called Clarence  ;)
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Post by: ppd on April 23, 2013, 08:43:25 am
A mini mule? :thinking:
I saw one at a show. It was a foal and was with it's mini shetland mum and I have to say one of the cutest things ever ;D
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Post by: Clarebelle on April 23, 2013, 09:23:45 am
I think Alistair wins this one at the moment with his cockroaches?  :-J
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Post by: Backinwellies on April 23, 2013, 10:21:12 am
When asked what animals I should have,  my grandaughter (5)  said zebra ....   Ian says wilderbeast .. onk onk!!
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Post by: doganjo on April 23, 2013, 10:29:42 am
Perhaps he'd like to breed falabella? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falabella (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falabella)
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Post by: Brijjy on April 23, 2013, 10:37:20 am
I don't think my sons Saharan Euromastyx lizard, Barred Tiger Salamander and Axolotyl can technically be classed as smallholding animals as they don't actually do anything apart from give him alot of fun in scaring his siblings! You could try you hand at a bit of worm farming.
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Post by: Clarebelle on April 23, 2013, 11:42:21 am
Or ladybird farming? Not sure if thats even possible but i'm sure any gardeners with an aphid problem would love to purchase some! Especially as our own native breeds are under threat.
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Post by: SallyintNorth on April 23, 2013, 11:42:56 am
If it's as wet where you are - Snails, sell them to local gourmet restaurants...

Love the sound of the mini-mule!  Or if you like equines, you could get some Icelandic ponies or other near-primitive type.  (Might appeal to zebra-loving granddaughter ;))

Kashmir goats and sell the combings to handspinners....  :knit: :excited:

A pair of camels?  (Lllamas and alpacas are too common now. ;))  Again, you can sell the fluff. :knit:  I hear somewhere is staging camel races...

If you've a pond, exotic birds?  Flamingoes?  (No idea about conditions they'd need, just flinging out mad ideas now.)

Anything, anything, other than cockroaches.   Eeeeiiiuuuwww.  (Sorry Alistair - but eeeeiiiuuuwww.)
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Post by: Derby_menagerie on April 23, 2013, 11:50:16 am
There is a farm near Leek in Staffordshire that has a Zebra! I think it is more to get people in to the farm shop, visit etc. So it is actually possible. I think the most exotic, animal that you could farm has got to be ostrich, or Rhea, see quite a few around now to!
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Post by: Alistair on April 23, 2013, 12:02:57 pm
I think Alistair wins this one at the moment with his cockroaches?  :-J

Don't forget the snakes & stick insects, and Nelson the duck who uses the cat flap, poos in the kitchen, says "quaaaack" and then leaves
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Post by: happygolucky on April 23, 2013, 12:40:19 pm
What about Leach farms?   :innocent: , the only thing that seems to be a great success here are slugs so maybe farm them and sell them!
 
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Post by: Shnoowie on April 23, 2013, 01:32:20 pm
Places farm maggots for the medical profession...
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Post by: happygolucky on April 23, 2013, 01:44:11 pm
...and of course Snails to eat.....that takes  up very little room on any small holding. People seem to be going for more exotic things than ever, what about Emu ?
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Post by: SteveHants on April 23, 2013, 02:39:15 pm
Places farm maggots for the medical profession...


I had a mate who worked on a maggot farm (for fishing bait mostly). I believe a supply of chicken carcases is handy.
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Post by: plumseverywhere on April 23, 2013, 02:44:16 pm
They keep Emus a few miles from here. They escaped and legged it up the high street one day - all the shoppers were in chaos  ;D
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Post by: happygolucky on April 23, 2013, 03:24:57 pm
[quoteThey keep Emus a few miles from here. They escaped and legged it up the high street one day - all the shoppers were in chaos  (http://www.accidentalsmallholder.net/forum/Smileys/default/grin.gif)]  :roflanim:  Is  Rod Hull around still?  There are Llamas or Alpacas near here, love those......I so want to cuddle one!!
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Post by: Fleecewife on April 23, 2013, 03:30:16 pm
I would still go for dragons.  Once you've worked out how to breed them they would sell for a fortune.  And in their spare time they could use that hot breath to dry up the swampy bits  8) 8) 8)
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Post by: plumseverywhere on April 23, 2013, 04:23:25 pm
[quoteThey keep Emus a few miles from here. They escaped and legged it up the high street one day - all the shoppers were in chaos  (http://www.accidentalsmallholder.net/forum/Smileys/default/grin.gif)]  :roflanim:  Is  Rod Hull around still?  There are Llamas or Alpacas near here, love those......I so want to cuddle one!!
Don't they fling green spit though? I might have dreamt that mind you.
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Post by: SallyintNorth on April 23, 2013, 05:42:32 pm
Oh aye - 'spit' from the depths of their alimentary tract. :o  Alpacas do, anyhoo.
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Post by: plumseverywhere on April 23, 2013, 05:57:00 pm
I went out with a man who could do that...once.
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Post by: Fleecewife on April 23, 2013, 06:03:00 pm
I went out with a man who could do that...once.

 :roflanim:
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Post by: SallyintNorth on April 23, 2013, 06:05:36 pm
I went out with a man who could do that...once.
He could do it one time only?

You went out with him some time ago?  (Once upon a time... ;))

You went out with him one time only?

Or maybe all three!  :D
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Post by: Backinwellies on April 23, 2013, 06:06:32 pm
Like the dragon idea .... easy fire lighting, no petrol needed to go shopping(and no traffic probs either) , burn off rushes, charge forture for rides ....  anyone got one spare  :eyelashes:
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Post by: Bionic on April 23, 2013, 06:08:01 pm
Its St Georges day today so he may have one going spare when the day is over  ;D
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Post by: JMB on April 23, 2013, 06:09:42 pm
I'd like a giant tortoise. Easy to round up.
Plus we've had a terrible few weeks - 2 hens died, 2 sheep and 1 lamb - I am cried out. But tortoises live forever don't they!???
And if you ever saw QI about Darwin's failed mission to bring back a giant tortoise - the sailors ate them all! Too delicious to resist!
J xxxx
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Post by: Lesley Silvester on April 23, 2013, 09:57:47 pm
Not sure an alligator would be the best thing to have around livestock.  Not if you wanted to keep the other animals as well.  How about an Aardvark?  Or a Dodo?
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Post by: Mammyshaz on April 23, 2013, 10:02:53 pm
There was a TASer on here who had a dragon egg which hatched. I remember seeing the piccies and my boys wanted one, they were so amazed at them being real  :innocent:
Now who was it  ???
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Post by: sokel on April 23, 2013, 10:06:59 pm
we have a friend  in Co Durham that have a Zebra , I would love some Capybara
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Post by: HesterF on April 23, 2013, 11:57:36 pm
My son has (bearded) dragons - two of them. No fire though but probably economic potential - growing popularity as pets (and very friendly/docile). Not really smallholding but you could 'farm' any of the live food that the reptile and bird market needs. We have to get live crickets for the lizards and I quite often get some live meal worms for the chickens at the same time. Lots of other buggy things you can buy. Husband was keen on snails until we saw them at a smallholding exhibition and I said he could get a started pack - seemed to put him right off and he wouldn't even hold one. Very odd, given the numbers round here, you'd have thought he'd know what to expect by now.

How about skunks? Make great pets, I believe - although, again, from the smallholding perspective, you can't really eat them - unless you're on 'I'm a celebrity...' and they don't do a lot else. Maybe you could harvest their scent as a fox deterrent....

H
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Post by: spandit on April 24, 2013, 11:03:29 pm
What about worms? For composting & fishing