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Pets & Working Animals => Dogs => Topic started by: Alistair on November 18, 2012, 03:59:08 pm

Title: Dogs & haggis
Post by: Alistair on November 18, 2012, 03:59:08 pm
Just been reliably informed by my 3 dogs that haggis is by far the best food in the world

In fact one of them just said that "it's what they would eat in the wild"

They are now hunting in the kitchen, 2 are hunting haggis on the floor, and I just found one on the work top hunting haggis behind the toaster

I have also learnt that border collies are too big to go on the work tops

Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: Bionic on November 18, 2012, 04:00:53 pm
Alistair, you paint a good picture.  :roflanim:
I suspect the haggis are canny and keep running away from them.  ;D
Sally
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: Alistair on November 18, 2012, 04:07:24 pm
I just have never seen them so very very exited by a single food, it's just the best, they all love their food but not like this, they're still in the kitchen, searching

Mind it was nice haggis, really peppery, took me ages to catch it this morning
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: Alistair on November 18, 2012, 04:09:02 pm
Is the plural of haggis, haggises or haggi?
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: Mammyshaz on November 18, 2012, 04:09:40 pm
 :roflanim: the haggis will never be safe again, in your house!
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: doganjo on November 18, 2012, 05:02:38 pm
It's Haggi Alistair.  How on earth did you catch it?  They are very elusive, and those three legs really mean they can tear about the countryside at a high rate of knots.  My dogs love Haggis too, they don't usually get lucky though because I do too  ;D.
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: Alistair on November 18, 2012, 05:12:00 pm
I caught it using the traditional method doganjo, using a sprout in lieu of the more traditional bait,

(If you've got it to hand, igor von pressenburgers 1694 publication, der scotlanders haggi dans der Morgan, page 1654, diagram 3)
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: doganjo on November 18, 2012, 05:23:43 pm
Neeps and tatties are better  :excited: :excited: :excited:
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: Rosemary on November 18, 2012, 07:34:25 pm
Sensible dogs  ;D I love haggis.
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: deepinthewoods on November 18, 2012, 08:48:58 pm
could someone reccomend a proper supplier who would post a (preferably dead) one down here for me? cos ive never tried it and have always wanted too!
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: happygolucky on November 18, 2012, 08:52:59 pm
I adore Haggis.......and after Burns night loads of reduced ones as I belive they are bred for that particular night, I love the veggie version and believe they are made from Haggis fed only on veg  ;)
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: doganjo on November 18, 2012, 09:26:44 pm
Try your local butcher DitW, they might have friends up here who can tell them how to get them.  Might even be able to rear them on your smallholding - now there's a money maker  :excited: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim:
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: deepinthewoods on November 18, 2012, 09:31:00 pm
i thought they only lived in the highlands? and were untameable? im not sure id cope with raisng them down here, the air might be too salty.
 
i can get haggis from the supermarket, but id prefer the real thing.
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: Alistair on November 18, 2012, 09:54:46 pm
Mcmessiers almanac of 1892 refers to 'highland haggis farming, grasses and seeds', page 432 is interesting, you could try that, salt does indeed causes immaciation in the kits (according to dr j.b. mcready, haggis and their environs, 1899' p 125' table 4, I prefer the wild ones however, and the hand spun blue wool/ sweet corn method is one of y favourites
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: deepinthewoods on November 18, 2012, 10:09:25 pm
see, i knew i was right :-J
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: Rosemary on November 19, 2012, 08:07:07 am
Try McSweens - they do on-line sales

http://www.macsween.co.uk/where-to-buy-haggis/ (http://www.macsween.co.uk/where-to-buy-haggis/)

Very, very good haggis :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: Alistair on November 19, 2012, 08:39:58 am
And they also sell them in tesco
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: doganjo on November 19, 2012, 12:08:02 pm
but they're definitely good even if Tesco DOES sell them!
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: deepinthewoods on November 19, 2012, 05:33:08 pm
thanks for the link, following such esteemed members reccomendations they are the ones i shall try. i will report back!
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: colliewoman on November 19, 2012, 09:34:09 pm
could someone reccomend a proper supplier who would post a (preferably dead) one down here for me? cos ive never tried it and have always wanted too!


I will probably get pounced upon for blasphemy but the best way of describing it IMO.....


It's a giant faggot :sofa:
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: doganjo on November 19, 2012, 10:27:11 pm
I don't think I've tasted faggots - what are they like?
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: Old Shep on November 19, 2012, 10:31:21 pm
small haggis??? :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: doganjo on November 19, 2012, 10:54:14 pm
I meant to taste - same ingredients?
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: SallyintNorth on November 20, 2012, 03:09:07 am
I love faggots and I love haggis  :yum:

Any haggis which tastes like faggots is going straight back.  :rant:

Any faggots which taste like haggis is a bonus, I think... :thinking:

Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: deepinthewoods on November 20, 2012, 08:05:01 am
if a haggis tastes anything like the cooked ones from that butchers in abergavenny on market day ill be a happ fella!
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: oor wullie on November 20, 2012, 08:15:01 am
Is the plural of haggis, haggises or haggi?

In Scots grammar measured amounts of something don't usually change the noun ending so it would just be 'haggis'.
eg. "Ah ken there's a twa three haggis bidin on the brae ahint ma hoose"

other examples of this grammar would be;
"they cost ten pun a heid"
"the dug jaloused far aboots a hid hid the key fir wir freezer and ait twa haggis, sax hen an a puckle sausage.  Ah wis sair pitten aboot and leathered the dug twa mile doon the glen" **

** please note this is a fictional story made up to demonstrate that 'mile' (sco) does not have an s even though there are 2 miles (eng).  I don't even have a dog.

Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: Rosemary on November 20, 2012, 08:37:35 am
Is the plural of haggis, haggises or haggi?

In Scots grammar measured amounts of something don't usually change the noun ending so it would just be 'haggis'.
eg. "Ah ken there's a twa three haggis bidin on the brae ahint ma hoose"

other examples of this grammar would be;
"they cost ten pun a heid"
"the dug jaloused far aboots a hid hid the key fir wir freezer and ait twa haggis, sax hen an a puckle sausage.  Ah wis sair pitten aboot and leathered the dug twa mile doon the glen" **

** please note this is a fictional story made up to demonstrate that 'mile' (sco) does not have an s even though there are 2 miles (eng).  I don't even have a dog.

 :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim:
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: colliewoman on November 20, 2012, 02:07:26 pm
Is the plural of haggis, haggises or haggi?

In Scots grammar measured amounts of something don't usually change the noun ending so it would just be 'haggis'.
eg. "Ah ken there's a twa three haggis bidin on the brae ahint ma hoose"

other examples of this grammar would be;
"they cost ten pun a heid"
"the dug jaloused far aboots a hid hid the key fir wir freezer and ait twa haggis, sax hen an a puckle sausage.  Ah wis sair pitten aboot and leathered the dug twa mile doon the glen" **

** please note this is a fictional story made up to demonstrate that 'mile' (sco) does not have an s even though there are 2 miles (eng).  I don't even have a dog.




Is your real name Rob Anybody Mac Feegle?

Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: oor wullie on November 20, 2012, 03:09:07 pm

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Is your real name Rob Anybody Mac Feegle?

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Actually the real name is Tim Rose which probably doesn't sound very Scottish.
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: deepinthewoods on November 20, 2012, 04:08:23 pm
Is the plural of haggis, haggises or haggi?

In Scots grammar measured amounts of something don't usually change the noun ending so it would just be 'haggis'.
eg. "Ah ken there's a twa three haggis bidin on the brae ahint ma hoose"

other examples of this grammar would be;
"they cost ten pun a heid"
"the dug jaloused far aboots a hid hid the key fir wir freezer and ait twa haggis, sax hen an a puckle sausage.  Ah wis sair pitten aboot and leathered the dug twa mile doon the glen" **

** please note this is a fictional story made up to demonstrate that 'mile' (sco) does not have an s even though there are 2 miles (eng).  I don't even have a dog.

 
i have no idea what this means. but its still funny. :roflanim:
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: doganjo on November 20, 2012, 06:55:30 pm
Is the plural of haggis, haggises or haggi?

In Scots grammar measured amounts of something don't usually change the noun ending so it would just be 'haggis'.
eg. "Ah ken there's a twa three haggis bidin on the brae ahint ma hoose"

other examples of this grammar would be;
"they cost ten pun a heid"
"the dug jaloused far aboots a hid hid the key fir wir freezer and ait twa haggis, sax hen an a puckle sausage.  Ah wis sair pitten aboot and leathered the dug twa mile doon the glen" **

** please note this is a fictional story made up to demonstrate that 'mile' (sco) does not have an s even though there are 2 miles (eng).  I don't even have a dog.
Pure dead brilliant, by the way!  :excited:
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: doganjo on November 20, 2012, 07:00:46 pm
Ah ken there's a twa three haggis bidin on the brae ahint ma hoose" = I know there are two or three haggi on the small hill behind my home

"they cost ten pun a heid" = The price was £10 each

"the dug jaloused far aboots a hid hid the key fir wir freezer and ait twa haggis, sax hen an a puckle sausage.  Ah wis sair pitten aboot and leathered the dug twa mile doon the glen" **

= the dog worked out where I had hidden the key fro the freezer and ate two haggi, six hens, and a few sausages. I was really angry and smacked him hard for two miles right along the road.

Love it, glad I can still understand my native tongue.  :roflanim:
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: colliewoman on November 20, 2012, 07:09:24 pm
Ah ken there's a twa three haggis bidin on the brae ahint ma hoose" = I know there are two or three haggi on the small hill behind my home

"they cost ten pun a heid" = The price was £10 each

"the dug jaloused far aboots a hid hid the key fir wir freezer and ait twa haggis, sax hen an a puckle sausage.  Ah wis sair pitten aboot and leathered the dug twa mile doon the glen" **

= the dog worked out where I had hidden the key fro the freezer and ate two haggi, six hens, and a few sausages. I was really angry and smacked him hard for two miles right along the road.

Love it, glad I can still understand my native tongue.  :roflanim:




Another Feegle!!!!


Doganjo, Oor Wullie, you MUST read the Tiffany Aching series by Terry Pratchett!
The Nac Mac Feegle (tiny blue pictsies) speak EXACTLY like that! It took me AGES to work out what they were saying when I read the 1st one :-[  (actually one of the characters is called Daft Wullie...)
Wee Free Men is the 1st one followed by, A Hat Full of Sky, Wintersmith and I Shall Wear Midnight.


My copies ALL have tear stains in them where I have cried laughing!
Title: Re: Dogs & haggis
Post by: doganjo on November 20, 2012, 07:54:31 pm
I've read one of them, can't remember which one, must look for the others - once my kindle remembers how to wifi with my router again!  Stupid thing! :rant: