The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: doganjo on June 02, 2009, 12:34:52 pm
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Starting a topic on 'car stickers you have seen' - got to be real ones - NOT what you would like to see!
To start the ball rolling here is mine - it's about the breed of dog I own - 'Brittanys do it first, ask questions later' - mainly because they rush out fast and furious when hunting.
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I had
one2 on the back on my VW and when we broke down a very nice family helped us push it out of the way, the stickers were surfing related but only know in AUstrailia..." Dr Zogs Quick Humps Sex Wax" and in smaller writing, helps you get a better grip and another, a very common one was a picture of a man with a cockeril under his arm and of course "Man with Big Cock" there were others but I have forgotten at this moment. As it is common for VW's to have stickers in them I saw one that said "warning, women with PMT driving" I liked that...I shal have a think after my tea....
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Honk if a part has fallen off (on a 55 plate , can't remember make)
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not technically a sticker as such, but on the side of a builders van
"Abdul Singh - building contractor - you've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians"
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Continues in another thread, I saw "Stop repeat offenders - Don't re-elect them"
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not technically a sticker as such, but on the side of a builders van
"Abdul Singh - building contractor - you've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians"
Very, very funny I love it
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not technically a sticker as such, but on the side of a builders van
"Abdul Singh - building contractor - you've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians"
Very, very funny I love it
Ha ha, me too - excellent
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This one was in America, just been discussing this topic with a customer. "Don't steal - the government hate competition" hee hee
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"Abdul Singh - building contractor - you've tried the cowboys, now try the Indians"
love it best one so far
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dont usually take notice of car stickers etc but gonna have my eyes peeled now.
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Yeah, but be careful you don't go into the back if them lol
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Breaking News
10 car pile up as man is distracted by car sticker
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I saw a tree surgeon lorry with the name of
Special Branch.
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I saw this in the deep south of America " We should have picked our own damn cotton!"
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These are fab. Must look out for more. Carefully
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'Jesus love you, now F@@k off'
'up yah kilt' (or what ever the spelling is)
My hubbies got to T-shirt with saying on them
'My favourit t-shirt'
And also 'May contain nuts'
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Not a bumper sticker but a T shirt seen in Italy last week
' I am only mean when dumb people speak!'
LOL :D
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Here are some real bumper stickers you could buy in the local store when we lived in Miami - shocking!
God made Adam and Eve - not Adam and Steve
Treat me like the slut I am
Mafia insured - you hit me, we hit you
I guess you had to be there.......... :)
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heard Alan Partridge using the adam and steve one.
heres another Partridge quote
'...and that was joni mitchell with big yellow taxi; a song in which joni complains how they paved paradise to put up a parking lot. i actually reckon it would have done alot to alleviate congestion around the edge of paradise; a point which joni fails to recognise... obviousy doesn't fit into her blinkered view of society.'
love that guy
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Some VW related stickers, RUST IN PEACE (with 2 fingers peace sign) 0-60 Eventually. Air Cooled Alcohol Fueled. This is NOT an abandonded vehicle. Jesus Made My Camper (Steve has a Tee shirt with this on it) :)
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I also love Alan Partridge. One of my three daughters was a student of media nad performing arts, she was a presenter on a local radio station in a uni break and ALL the presenters were very similar to him!!!!!!! :yum:
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Not a sticker, but as a child we used a farrier :horse: who had 'Cobblers to the Equestrian World' written on the side of his van ;D
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My favourite (seen on a car in Alaska) is: "Don't hit children - seriously, they have guns now!!"
One that made me laugh the other day is "Jesus Saves..... but Ronaldo scores on the rebound!"
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Allegedly on a wall in Londonderry
"Londonderry says "No"
then underneath "But the man from Del Monte says "Yes" and he's an orangeman too"
This is only a joke and not meant to upset anyone! ::)
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OOOH careful Rosemary, Dan will lock you out for being contentious
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Allegedly on a wall in Londonderry
"Londonderry says "No"
then underneath "But the man from Del Monte says "Yes" and he's an orangeman too"
This is only a joke and not meant to upset anyone! ::)
That's very typical Irish humour - very funny! ;D ;D
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lol, my hubby liked that one lol.
Car sticker
'Sorry if am going around in circles, am from cwmbran'
topicaL for me as cwmbran is a local place to where i grow up where the council is obsessed with putting in roundabouts.
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Crikey, Clackmannanshire must be twinned with them then 'cos we've got loads of roundabouts.