The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: RaisinHall Tamworths on September 19, 2012, 08:05:59 pm
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Last night I stubbed my little toe and split my toe nail in half lengthways down. I had to pull the broken bit of nail off right at the base :o . Big owie!! It was like chinese torture!!
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Made me shudder just reading that! Owie indeed and :trophy: for being so brave! ;D
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OH said I was dramatic :o
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You should have kicked him HARD in his toe :o Hope your toe is feeling better soon :)
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Thats nothing. If you want pain catch your willie in your zip.
If you haven't got one ask a male friend whats it like :relief:
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Thats nothing. If you want pain catch your willie in your zip.
If you haven't got one ask a male friend whats it like :relief:
No castle farm I haven't got one ;D but that's given me an idea if Stuart thinks I'm being dramatic :innocent: :eyelashes:
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Brilliant idea. It would serve him right.
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Oh had a tick in his once and i had to get it out for him!!!! nearly peed myself laughing what i wanted to know was how it had got there!! :roflanim: :roflanim:
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Sounds terrible :hug:
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Oh had a tick in his once and i had to get it out for him!!!! nearly peed myself laughing what i wanted to know was how it had got there!! :roflanim: :roflanim:
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Oh had a tick in his once and i had to get it out for him!!!! nearly peed myself laughing what i wanted to know was how it had got there!! :roflanim: :roflanim:
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Oh had a tick in his once and i had to get it out for him!!!! nearly peed myself laughing what i wanted to know was how it had got there!! :roflanim: :roflanim:
Have to say I would REALLY be asking how it got there! How odd :roflanim: :roflanim:
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oh come on girls do you really need to ask i did hear of somebody that got a tick in there posterior don't know who he asked to get that one removed :farmer:
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RHT, hope your toe heals quickly. :bouquet:
Feldar, I hope you check him for parasites regularly now :innocent:
Castle farm, I wonder if you shouted as loud as my OH after he had chopped chillies and nipped to the loo.
What was my response ?...... :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim:
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Castle farm, I wonder if you shouted as loud as my OH after he had chopped chillies and nipped to the loo.
What was my response ?...... :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim:
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Don't think of this :roflanim: as rolling on the floor laughing more like
rolling on the floor in agony :roflanim: Or jumping up and down 'cause it hurts :yippee:
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Didn't Perry Commo have a huge hit with a song about that situation in the late fifties?
A tick on the D..k
will make you feel sick
for hours and hours
magic moments etc. :roflanim: :roflanim: :roflanim:
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:roflanim: To be fair he is a agri contractor so when he's on the tractor all day and caught short .... well you have to go where you can!! and of course chooses a thick bush to go in ( i might rephrase that ) :o anyway, so i can see how he might get one there, that's what he tells me!!
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Ugh hope pain has subsided RHT, i was about passing out from your description!
Can't do gory stuff, makes me wanna heave, will give your OH a slap next time i see him for you for being so unsympathetic.
Hope you can still get your wellies on.
Mandy :pig:
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If any of you ladies out there want a right old laugh (I dont think our male members (oops) :roflanim: would find it funny)go onto the Amazon UK site. Type in "Veet for men" and look at the customer reviews. Never before have I laughed so much. I was sobbing and unable to catch my breath its so funny. Its not for the easily embarrassed or the faint hearted!
Sorry to hear about your mishap RHT. Toe pain is terrible. I get the odd ingrown nail and its nasty. Hope you are back on 2 normal feet very soon. :bouquet:
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If any of you ladies out there want a right old laugh (I dont think our male members (oops) :roflanim: would find it funny)go onto the Amazon (http://www.amazon.co.uk/?tag=theaccidsmall-21) UK site. Type in "Veet for men" and look at the customer reviews. Never before have I laughed so much. I was sobbing and unable to catch my breath its so funny. Its not for the easily embarrassed or the faint hearted.
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If any of you ladies out there want a right old laugh (I dont think our male members (oops) :roflanim: would find it funny)go onto the Amazon (http://www.amazon.co.uk/?tag=theaccidsmall-21) UK site. Type in "Veet for men" and look at the customer reviews. Never before have I laughed so much. I was sobbing and unable to catch my breath its so funny. Its not for the easily embarrassed or the faint hearted!
Sorry to hear about your mishap RHT. Toe pain is terrible. I get the odd ingrown nail and its nasty. Hope you are back on 2 normal feet very soon. :bouquet:
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I am crying with laughter here and nearly wet myself. That is so funny. Makes you glad you're not a bloke.
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OMG Men are just sooo funny :roflanim: i believe they think being hairless makes it look bigger.In your dreams boys
RHT how's the toe?
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Tootsie fine today :thumbsup:. Bit bruised but can cope with that. Us women are made of tougher stuff than men :eyelashes:. Love the veet revies. PMSL :roflanim:
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SOOOOOO glad that I could bring a little joy into your lives ladies!!!!!! :excited: :excited: :excited: