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Title: Been a funny sort of day...!
Post by: plumseverywhere on September 06, 2012, 08:13:04 pm

Batch of plum wine down the drain after we found this little guy swimming in a vat of the stuff - he was very unsteady on his feet and sadly died  ::)



(http://i1003.photobucket.com/albums/af154/itsbaaathtime/mousewine.jpg)




Later on though we got to meet....Scouting for Girls!! yay! They're so luvverly (this is my eldest 2 girls, Milli and Eloise - the younger 2 had to leave after the gig as their legs were hurting!)


(http://i1003.photobucket.com/albums/af154/itsbaaathtime/milliweezsfg.jpg)
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Post by: Fowgill Farm on September 06, 2012, 08:42:24 pm
Eeek is that a ratty? Yuk.
Cool  :thumbsup: for girls meeting scouitng 4 girls wish waas 20 :innocent: oh go on then 30 years younger :roflanim:
mandy :pig:
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Post by: plumseverywhere on September 06, 2012, 08:46:44 pm
Its a fairly large mouse - he was quite cute but having decided he probably poo'd and wee'd in the wine it went down the plug!
Ooh yes SFG - rather lovely I have to say. It was enough to get me in a dress with make up on  ;)  and yes, I was dancing, jumping and singing along to 'she's so lovely' - poor kids, so embarrassed.
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Post by: HelenVF on September 06, 2012, 09:01:32 pm
ooh, I likee! lolol, not the mouse though!

Helen
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Post by: Womble on September 06, 2012, 09:22:48 pm
Oh well, at least he died happy I suppose  :innocent:
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Post by: omnipeasant on September 06, 2012, 09:26:05 pm
Was it a water vole, I suppose it looks odd because of the alcohol content!
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Post by: plumseverywhere on September 06, 2012, 09:31:09 pm
It actually chewed it way through a towel to get INTO the wine. Just hoping the cat doesn't find its body, she's a nightmare when she has a hangover.
I feel really guilty, but it took me several minutes to compose myself after I saw the poor thing staggering around and OH's ranting about "wasted  :censored: [size=78%] wine thanks to that [/size] :censored: vermin" just made me giggle more. I am in the doghouse (again)
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Post by: Hermit on September 06, 2012, 10:15:48 pm
Poor little dot, I hate things dying like that. Looks like a little vole to me too.
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Post by: deepinthewoods on September 06, 2012, 10:34:03 pm
but its got to be a better way to go than in a trap or as fun for a cat. Im not sure id have drunk that wine either plums, but id have had to have a long hard think about it :D
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Post by: Lesley Silvester on September 06, 2012, 10:34:54 pm
I suppose that's where we get the saying 'dead drunk'.   :innocent:
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Post by: Moleskins on September 06, 2012, 10:43:26 pm
Makes me laugh when you say 'sadly he died'  I doubt very much he was sad  :roflanim:


And let's be honest he wouldn't feel any pain would he
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Post by: deepinthewoods on September 06, 2012, 10:46:33 pm
I suppose that's where we get the saying 'dead drunk'.   :innocent:

or 'rat-arsed'  :D
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Post by: Moleskins on September 06, 2012, 10:51:56 pm
Are we sure it's a rat, it's got a look of a newt about it.
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Post by: RUSTYME on September 06, 2012, 11:07:08 pm
As i read the post i couldn't help singing " mouse piss wine" to Elke Brooks' song , 'lilac wine ' ! Shame about the wine though plums , even though i don't drink alco- hic , alco-hic , alco-hic-hol !
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Post by: plumseverywhere on September 07, 2012, 07:29:17 am
Well had we kept the batch it could have been the 'mouse wine' (house wine, geddit?!) the picture makes it look much bigger than it was, it was a tiny mouse but very cute.  And I honestly did what I could to save it and dry it out but when I got back from school pick up he'd died.
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Post by: tizaala on September 08, 2012, 08:01:20 am
They used to say cider was no good unless there was a rat in the barrel, the alchohol should have killed off any bugs , he'll never rot if you bury him as he was well pickled.! :excited:
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Post by: plumseverywhere on September 08, 2012, 03:16:42 pm
I've got the mouse guilts again today...


Daughter number 2 informed me that the cat had a 'rat' in the lounge and that it had attacked snowball. So I started moving furniture etc to try and get this thing out. couldnt' find it though.
carried on with a few jobs then took hoover into lounge, as I moved one of OH's heavy duty speakers I found the very flat mouse where I had pulled it forward, mouse had obviously snuck under to hide and splat, i put it back down. I will not go to heaven at this rate. I am a bad mouse murderer this week.
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Post by: bloomer on September 08, 2012, 03:57:56 pm





kill them all and feed them to the cats they are only there to steal the goats food!!!

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Post by: bangbang on September 08, 2012, 04:37:53 pm
R.I.P. little rodent.    :bouquet:

This should be a warning to all rodents who drink to excess, and the picture posted on
all cellar doors.

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Post by: doganjo on September 08, 2012, 05:15:23 pm
Reminds me of a couple of weeks ago when I went to bed - thought I heard a rustle from behind the bed, pulled it out a bit, listened carefully but nothing more, so shoved the bed back and got in.  Next morning was hoovering, moved bed to do behind it and found one very flat baby mouse. :gloomy:  Guess Rio had taken it in as a gift as the window had been open that evening. :cat:
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Post by: Ina on September 08, 2012, 06:25:04 pm
 ;D ;D ;D

I only seem to find strange cats in my bedroom - and I haven't managed to flatten any of them yet!
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Post by: plumseverywhere on September 08, 2012, 06:26:17 pm
My poor old mum has just handed me a mouse in a large cup. She said "I know I'm slow but I'm really proud of myself as I managed to catch this one myself!!"


It was as stiff as a board!! daren't tell her that though  ;D [size=78%] [/size]
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Post by: Ina on September 08, 2012, 06:32:24 pm
 :innocent: Well - a lot of people would run a mile when they see a mouse, dead or not... So good on her for "catching" this one!
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Post by: plumseverywhere on September 08, 2012, 06:35:20 pm
That is very true, Ina! She is also feeling very sad today as she managed to run over a large spider she was trying to round up in her electric wheelchair. Sooner or later, word will get out not to visit our house if you are a bug, spider, mouse or any other vulnerable critter.
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Post by: Lesley Silvester on September 08, 2012, 08:57:21 pm
Think I need an electric wheelchair if they are good at zapping spiders.   :innocent:
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Post by: plumseverywhere on September 08, 2012, 09:12:50 pm
They also appear to be good at ripping off skirting boards, denting fridges, scuffing freshly painted doorways and running over the toes of annoying daughters. At least my mum's is.
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Post by: Lesley Silvester on September 08, 2012, 09:51:41 pm
I know about them running over toes.  I have several damaged nail beds dating from the days I worked with adults with severe physical disabilities.  The worst was when someone parked on me.  I said, ~"You're on my foot."  "Oh sorry," he said without moving.  Ouch.
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Post by: Ina on September 09, 2012, 10:02:48 am
That is very true, Ina! She is also feeling very sad today as she managed to run over a large spider she was trying to round up in her electric wheelchair.

The mental picture of that has at least given me a good giggle!  ;D
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Post by: Lesley Silvester on September 10, 2012, 05:39:17 pm
Last night a large spider climbed the wall above the door and headed across the ceiling directly for me.  I had to run under it to escape.  When I looked back it had gone.  I  thought it had jumped on me!!!  Fortunately it had gone behind the curtains.
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Post by: Bionic on September 10, 2012, 05:59:38 pm
Fortunately it had gone behind the curtains.
Is it still there?
Sally