The Accidental Smallholder Forum
Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: robert waddell on May 31, 2012, 10:49:44 pm
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just had an e mail that will be be life changing for my and my family
there is a former Ghana national that squireled away 18 milloin dollars from the Ghana refuse company he transferred the money to Malaysia and now needs my help to get it transferred to him in London ( at a secret location) for my assistance he is going to gift me 30% of the pot :-J i think he is a ham shanker :-J :farmer:
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Tell Ghana Guy you want 60% and his account details ;D
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i will tell lillian in the morning but i wont be dreaming of spending it just yet ;) :farmer:
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Now I know the plot surely some should come my way in the name of secrecy :eyelashes: :eyelashes:
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fluttering your eyelashes wont get you anything i am a Scot tight as a drum :farmer:
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i am a Scot tight as a drum :farmer:
;D I'll quote that in future necessities ;D
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and dont forget the short arms and deep pockets ;) ;) nudge nudge :farmer:
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Where did you see my photo??
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what you got short arms and deep pockets as well what about the slipped chest :D :farmer:
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Oh I'm surethat department is well under control ;)
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Well now you can buy some leg oil to stop your legs squeeking when you walk , that's tight.
Dont forget your mates on here , we all need a cut of this , ....... just how stupid do these idiots think we are? and how many fall for it ?
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I suspect that more people fall for these tricks than you think.
When I worked at a bank we had a call from an African to say he had flown into Cardiff with his family and had everything stolen at the airport. Could we (the bank) send him some money so that they could get themselves sorted. One staff member was convinced but as he was unable to make a transaction like that on his own the second person smelt a big rat and the transaction did not get made.
Sally
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ah well it wont be happening Lillian has wiped his e mail so no trace of it for me anyway :farmer:
at least it gave me the chance to use Dans new thing in cheek icon ;)
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Robert,
How can Lillian be so mean :-J (now I get to use the tongue in cheek icon)
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Sorry, but each time I see the thread title I think you're writing from the afterlife..... :o
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that is not that far from the truth when i first had a sore head for a fortnight the doctor told me (six months later ) they very rarely see anybody with blood pressure that high but looking on the good side the sex was brilliant :-J :-J :-J :farmer:
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So how did we get from a con artist in Gambia to Robert being good in bed????
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that is the great thing about posts they evolve unless you have blocked some and the evolution goes all to pot :D :farmer:
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i get that email every day from different people, driving me nuts!!
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Princesspiggy, they must know you are a lady of money ;D
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I just get texts offering compo for that accident I had. Sadly they never specify WHICH accident, but the amount keeps going up. I'm hanging on for at least another £1k :fc: ;D
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This guy just winds them all up, then gets them to send him a silly picture.
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/ (http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/)
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I get a load of e mails every week from various banks etc wanting different details. They have tryed every bank possible accept the one I use. Numties ( I notice Robert :innocent: bumming about his great performance in the sack and no comment from Lill ;D :) )
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That's cause he was on his own :innocent: :-J
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That's cause he was on his own :innocent: :-J
In which case this - :-J - is really rather impressive :o :o :o
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;D ;D ;D
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castle farm was the one that claimed he knew about my performance
and the rest of you have come piling in when nothing was implied :farmer:
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Question is : How did Castle Farm know ? :innocent:
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The mind boggles.
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or his mind was getting rattled about ;) :farmer:
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This guy just winds them all up, then gets them to send him a silly picture.
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/ (http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/)
thats so funny ;D