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Title: the angels are looking after me
Post by: robert waddell on May 31, 2012, 10:49:44 pm
just had an e mail that will be be life changing  for my and my family
there is a former Ghana national that squireled  away 18 milloin dollars from the Ghana refuse company he transferred the money to Malaysia and now needs my help to get it transferred to him in London ( at a secret location)   for my assistance he is going to gift me 30% of the pot  :-J i think he is a ham shanker :-J :farmer:
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: Bangbang on May 31, 2012, 10:55:56 pm
Tell Ghana Guy you want 60% and his account details  ;D
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: robert waddell on May 31, 2012, 11:00:21 pm
i will tell lillian in the morning  but i wont be dreaming of spending it just yet ;) :farmer:
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: Mammyshaz on May 31, 2012, 11:00:30 pm
Now I know the plot surely some should come my way in the name of secrecy  :eyelashes:  :eyelashes:
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: robert waddell on May 31, 2012, 11:02:57 pm
fluttering your eyelashes wont get you anything  i am a Scot    tight as a drum :farmer:
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: Mammyshaz on May 31, 2012, 11:04:13 pm
 
  i am a Scot    tight as a drum :farmer:

;D I'll quote that in future necessities  ;D
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: robert waddell on May 31, 2012, 11:06:19 pm
and dont forget the short arms and deep pockets ;) ;) nudge nudge :farmer:
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: Mammyshaz on May 31, 2012, 11:19:05 pm
Where did you see my photo??
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: robert waddell on May 31, 2012, 11:23:23 pm
what you got short arms and deep pockets as well   what about the slipped chest :D :farmer:
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: Mammyshaz on May 31, 2012, 11:37:07 pm

Oh I'm surethat department is well under control  ;)
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: tizaala on June 01, 2012, 06:47:46 am
Well now you can buy some leg oil to stop your legs squeeking when you walk , that's tight.
 
Dont forget your mates on here , we all need a cut of this , ....... just how stupid do these idiots think we are? and how many fall for it ?
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: Bionic on June 01, 2012, 07:01:51 am
I suspect that more people fall for these tricks than you think.
 
When I worked at a bank we had a call from an African to say he had flown into Cardiff with his family and had everything stolen at the airport. Could we (the bank) send him some money so that they could get themselves sorted. One staff member was convinced but as he was unable to make a transaction like that on his own the second person smelt a big rat and the transaction did not get made.
 
Sally
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: robert waddell on June 01, 2012, 08:12:20 am
ah well it wont be happening Lillian has wiped his e mail so no trace of it for me anyway :farmer:
at least it gave me the chance to use Dans new thing in cheek  icon ;)
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: Bionic on June 01, 2012, 08:58:20 am
Robert,
How can Lillian be so mean  :-J  (now I get to use the tongue in cheek icon)
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: YorkshireLass on June 01, 2012, 12:43:02 pm
Sorry, but each time I see the thread title I think you're writing from the afterlife.....  :o
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: robert waddell on June 01, 2012, 12:49:34 pm
that is not that far from the truth      when i first had a sore head for a fortnight the doctor told me (six months later ) they very rarely see anybody with blood pressure that high  but looking on the good side the sex was brilliant :-J :-J :-J :farmer:
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: Castle Farm on June 01, 2012, 03:38:07 pm
So how did we get from a con artist in Gambia to Robert being good in bed????
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: robert waddell on June 01, 2012, 03:46:44 pm
that is the great thing about posts they evolve unless you have blocked some and the evolution goes all to pot :D :farmer:
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: princesspiggy on June 01, 2012, 04:43:21 pm
i get that email every day from different people, driving me nuts!!
 :wave:
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: Bionic on June 01, 2012, 04:44:14 pm
Princesspiggy, they must know you are a lady of money  ;D
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: YorkshireLass on June 01, 2012, 05:08:50 pm
I just get texts offering compo for that accident I had. Sadly they never specify WHICH accident, but the amount keeps going up. I'm hanging on for at least another £1k  :fc:   ;D
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: wonderpupp on June 01, 2012, 05:18:05 pm
This guy just winds them all up, then gets them to send him a silly picture.
 
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/ (http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/)
 
 
 
 
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: bigchicken on June 01, 2012, 05:26:27 pm
I get a load of e mails every week from various banks etc wanting different details. They have tryed every bank possible accept the one I use.  Numties     ( I notice Robert  :innocent:  bumming about his great performance in the sack and no comment from Lill  ;D :)  ) 
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: tizaala on June 01, 2012, 05:47:07 pm
That's cause he was on his own :innocent: :-J
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: YorkshireLass on June 01, 2012, 05:54:53 pm
That's cause he was on his own :innocent: :-J


In which case this -  :-J  - is really rather impressive  :o   :o   :o
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: Bionic on June 01, 2012, 06:10:21 pm
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: robert waddell on June 01, 2012, 06:19:41 pm
castle farm was the one that claimed he knew about my  performance
and the rest of you have come piling in    when nothing was implied  :farmer:
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: tizaala on June 01, 2012, 06:27:44 pm
Question is : How did Castle Farm know ?  :innocent:
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: Lesley Silvester on June 03, 2012, 11:32:00 pm
The mind boggles.
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: robert waddell on June 04, 2012, 08:08:36 am
or his mind was getting rattled about ;) :farmer:
Title: Re: the angels are looking after me
Post by: princesspiggy on June 13, 2012, 08:22:16 pm
This guy just winds them all up, then gets them to send him a silly picture.
 
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/ (http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/)




thats so funny  ;D