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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: HappyHippy on April 02, 2009, 09:09:25 am

Title: Best April Fools Gag
Post by: HappyHippy on April 02, 2009, 09:09:25 am

I know that every year the same old gags are played to trick people  ;)
But I heard a REALLY good one  ;D
It's a wee bit rude................so if you're easily offended, watch out.
(Can't disclose the identity of the people concerned.....but it wasn't me !)

A man wakes up on 1st April and turns to his wife of over 30 years - 'Darling - could you feel my scrotum and tell me if I've got a lump' after 5 minutes of examination his wife says 'no, I don't feel any lumps' to which he replied 'no, neither could I' and we wondered why he was smiling  ;D
Needless to say when we tried to pull our own gag on this man, we were rumbled instantly and told the above story - you've got to be up early to catch HIM out !

Title: Re: Best April Fools Gag
Post by: Fluffywelshsheep on April 06, 2009, 07:04:44 pm

lol and we wonder why your pregnant !!!!
 :o
linz

Title: Re: Best April Fools Gag
Post by: HappyHippy on April 07, 2009, 02:06:40 pm

No No No Linz.................honest, it wasn't me !
Might have been my Dad, but obviously I could never disclose such info  ;)

Title: Re: Best April Fools Gag
Post by: lordlonk on April 18, 2009, 05:39:11 pm

bbc breakfast yorkshire ran a convincing story about crocodiles in the sewers of leeds with film footage

caught me out for 5 seconds  ;D