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Livestock => Pigs => Topic started by: harry on March 01, 2012, 08:36:11 am

Title: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: harry on March 01, 2012, 08:36:11 am
THATS IT NO MORE...... i moved out in the sticks from the city for the good life..... 2 years on what do i have well i will tell you........... bloody cockerals crowing from next door at 5 am.......... stinking pigs when the wind is in the wrong direction,,,,, ducks quacking all day...... cows mooing all day... dogs barking ...dam church bells ringing in the evening,, and to top it all a dam rookery in next doors garden, they kick off about 4 am,  ive complained to the council about this rookery etc ie excessive noise and they told me it the responsibility of the tree owner ie my nieghbour and any niose from the crows/ rooks is his responsibilty as antisocial niose is not permitted until 7 30 am, and any  enforcment notice should be directed at him, and i can also include the niose from his cockeral dogs and ducks, so today i will be completing an enforcment form mainly about the rooks, i will also be putting my house up for sale (hope some deaf person wants it) and i will be moving back to the quieter cleaner city........ i have posted this before on the poultry page so if youve read this on the poultry page ime not interested in you comments keep them to yourself, shut up and goodbye
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: Rich/Jan on March 01, 2012, 08:44:05 am
But what you describe is the 'good life' IMO - think just how much a deaf person would love to hear all the noises you complain about.  Jan
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: harry on March 01, 2012, 08:47:52 am
RICH/JAN you come and buy it then it will have to go cheap as things are now then you can sit outside and listen to this dam racket all day from 4 am
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: chairmanphil on March 01, 2012, 08:52:30 am
sounds like my place lol. what did you expect? David Attenbourgh wandering about quietly looking at butterflies? cockerels and church bells, it was always so, and ever thus shall be! send my regards to the city, i think i am staying put!  :D
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: oaklandspigs on March 01, 2012, 08:58:56 am
Harry, not sure if you're joking, but when I lived in the city we had the sound of traffic passing all day and night, police and ambulance sirens constantly throughout the night, drunken groups laughing and shouting at 3am as they passed the house, car alarms going off when the local miscreants broke into them, house burlar alarms sounding every two minutes when owners went on holiday, rubbish from fast food chains on the pavement outside, rats in the ally behind the house, dog mess making it impossible to walk in the park.  Don't yearn to go back there !
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: harry on March 01, 2012, 09:10:09 am
alarms passers by etc very intermittent,,,, i know these crows are going to start every day at 4am going to bed knowing this is stressfull i can find quieter areas in the city suburds.....i too have his chicken shxx on my lawn i may just get the enforcment notice to make him cut the tree down...... ime no tree hugger either
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: Smalltime on March 01, 2012, 09:18:33 am
I dont belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve it
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: harry on March 01, 2012, 09:24:41 am
the jokes on me ime afraid.... will try again next month ie april 1st not march 1st,,, ssssh dont tell anyone.
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: JulieS on March 01, 2012, 09:52:05 am
 :love: :love: :love:
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Post by: FiB on March 01, 2012, 10:14:40 am
 ;D ;) :thumbsup:
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Post by: Rosemary on March 01, 2012, 11:11:15 am
Dullard  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: TheCaptain on March 01, 2012, 11:16:22 am
the jokes on me ime afraid.... will try again next month ie april 1st not march 1st,,, ssssh dont tell anyone.

That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. In the words of my six year old, "you're a doughbag".

 ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: Olly398 on March 01, 2012, 11:27:25 am
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Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: sabrina on March 01, 2012, 01:15:06 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: SallyintNorth on March 01, 2012, 01:40:21 pm
Good one, harry - just a little premature  :D :dunce: ;) :D

Thanks for the laugh :thumbsup:
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: HappyHippy on March 01, 2012, 01:51:28 pm
You're really going to have to get your thinking cap on for 1st April now  ;) :D :D :D
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: harry on March 01, 2012, 03:25:17 pm
dont tell anyone ...may try it again..... some bit this time.... DAM CROWS
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: colliewoman on March 01, 2012, 03:51:13 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I just laughed so hard I think I widdled a bit :-[
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: feldar on March 01, 2012, 03:58:50 pm
Took me ages to realise you were joking i'm so slow sometimes all my workmates have to explain the jokes to me too!!! ;D
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: harry on March 01, 2012, 05:21:07 pm
not as slow as JAN
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: robert waddell on March 01, 2012, 05:58:19 pm
but Jan was the first responder         something was just not right complaining about the pigs they are yours :farmer:
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: deepinthewoods on March 01, 2012, 06:42:04 pm
 :trophy:

thats just about the funniest thing ive ever read online! thanks harry your a legend!
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: harry on March 01, 2012, 06:48:27 pm
robert i was hoping your friend the administrator would respond but he didnt bite
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: Blinkers on March 01, 2012, 06:51:30 pm
Well, that's a relief then.......you had me worried for a minute  ;D

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Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: plumseverywhere on March 01, 2012, 06:54:34 pm
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I just laughed so hard I think I widdled a bit :-[
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

\THAT made me laugh so much I DID!!

thanks Harry, I needed a laugh today!!
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: Sandy on March 01, 2012, 07:00:09 pm
Ear plugs...... :wave:
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: robert waddell on March 01, 2012, 07:33:25 pm
harry you don't ping on the radar :D :D :farmer:
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: robert waddell on March 01, 2012, 07:35:12 pm
and look at the hits you have had and that is not even 24 hrs yet :farmer:
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: deepinthewoods on March 01, 2012, 07:45:25 pm
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: in the hills on March 01, 2012, 09:58:47 pm
  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

  Ha Ha ...........Like it
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: princesspiggy on March 02, 2012, 05:12:40 pm
did u really think it was april fools day? dont confuse me...lol
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: oaklandspigs on March 02, 2012, 05:18:21 pm
At the rate we're going, this thread will still be here by April 1st :D
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: Sandy on March 02, 2012, 05:48:34 pm
I t hought it a bit strange but some people do find the countryside noisy and smelly...I like those sort of smells and noises, mind you we are in a village and get both football shouting and cow poo smells!!!
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: harry on March 02, 2012, 07:57:36 pm
yes i did think it was april 1st not march 1st....or hoping it was (spring)..... at this rate there will be nobody left by april 1st and the dam crows will still be here.... by the way by april i will have an inflatable dart board for sale, used once.
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: Mel on March 02, 2012, 08:54:28 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Thanks for that Harry,I really did need cheering up this week,it took me a while to catch on there in the belief that you were completely stark! :thumbsup: ,love the inflatable dartboard too hehe!
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: SallyintNorth on March 02, 2012, 09:50:26 pm
I would be able to use the inflatable dart board for years!  :D
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: harry on March 04, 2012, 11:07:22 am
good shot are you... normally hit the light above the board
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: lill on March 04, 2012, 11:29:24 am
Harry bet you felt like a right prat when you realised  you were a month in front, need to think of something for 1at April. ;D ;D
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: harry on March 04, 2012, 12:03:03 pm
a right pratt  :o...no not really.... theres more prattish stuff posted on here than that, isnt that correct Robert
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: TheCaptain on March 04, 2012, 07:37:03 pm
a right pratt  :o...no not really.... theres more prattish stuff posted on here than that, isnt that correct Robert

Touché!
Title: Re: THATS IT NO MORE
Post by: SallyintNorth on March 04, 2012, 08:25:43 pm
good shot are you... normally hit the light above the board
anywhere on the same wall is a success for me...  someone once asked where it was best to stand when I was throwing sticks for the dog, and my then hubby said, "Right in front of her."  :D