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Livestock => Poultry & Waterfowl => Topic started by: pigsatlesrues on March 20, 2009, 11:08:33 pm

Title: Male for stud!!
Post by: pigsatlesrues on March 20, 2009, 11:08:33 pm: I cannot stop laughing. :D

We have two giant boars, just waiting for some new ladies to lurve!!!! A gentleman called at the house today. He spoke very fast French - now my French isn't bad and I got the gist of his conversation. He wanted a male for stud - well hey we have a pig farm so I assumed ..... It turns out that it is Homer our Turkey he wants to rent for his two ladies. He saw him from the road. Well poor Homer has been without his Marge for sometime now since the fox took her and her sister Betty (John shut them out by mistake one night - MEN!). So, whether Homer is up to the challenge I have no idea. The ladies arrive tommorrow for a week of sh*****g! It could be embarrassing, since his only interest in life seem to be chasing Deefor Dawg, our yellow Lab.

I will let you know if he is UP to it! :-\

Don't you let me down my boy!

Kate :turkey:
Title: Re: Male for stud!!
Post by: carl on March 21, 2009, 09:39:39 am: snuggle time homer. :turkey: :bouquet:
Title: Re: Male for stud!!
Post by: pigsatlesrues on March 21, 2009, 10:50:46 am: Actually three girlies turned up this morning not the two we were expecting.

What can I say, John has locked them in the 'Love Shack' and OMG I didn't know he had it in him. I told John to go and buy him a packet of 'fags'!!!

Kate :turkey: :o
Title: Re: Male for stud!!
Post by: Rosemary on March 21, 2009, 06:49:20 pm: Red Bull might be better!
Title: Re: Male for stud!!
Post by: garden cottage on March 22, 2009, 05:40:02 am: what if they dont fancy homer? what if homer doesnt fancy the girls? does he need chocolates and flowers,of course the girls may have a headache ;D ;D ;D :turkey:
Title: Re: Male for stud!!
Post by: pigsatlesrues on March 22, 2009, 09:46:59 pm: If they don't now they will have by the end of the week! :o :o

Kate :turkey:
Title: Re: Male for stud!!
Post by: sandy on March 23, 2009, 04:43:01 pm: Homer better have a holiday after!!! Now you have stirred him up there will be no stopping him...watch your dog :turkey: