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Title: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: SallyintNorth on December 07, 2011, 12:55:36 pm
Years ago I participated in an online discussion about what cat and dog foods our cats and dogs would buy for themselves.   It was so much fun I decided to start one here!

Since it's dogs and cats I have put the discussion in Coffee Lounge and pointers to it from Dogs and from Cats.  Hope that's okay!



I'll open:

Dogs: fox sh**e, last night's curry and smelly old bone

Cats: mouse.  Every time!
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: Bionic on December 07, 2011, 01:08:01 pm
Dog Archie, the smelliest thing you can find
Cat - Cleo, dry cat food - very boring but only likes mice to play with and then ignores them once killed.
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: Rosemary on December 07, 2011, 04:49:13 pm
Tess   :dog:- cat poo and cat sick (especially when the cat food is still recognisable)
Meg  :dog:: dishwasher lickings

Bertie :cat: spuggies
Harry  :cat: porridge or Weetabix with whole milk, preferably warm

Felix  :cat: Whiskas
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: doganjo on December 07, 2011, 05:14:02 pm
Rio (cat) - heads and front legs of all rabbits caught.  Not rats -  leaves them with the rabbit ends for dogs to find, also partial to right half sides of pheasants if freshly caught, and the occasional wing of magpie

Dogs (All) - anything that did move and doesn't any-more (by whatever means - gun, cat or selves), except rats. ::)
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: galtezza on December 07, 2011, 05:25:27 pm
Dog - cheesy chicken; cheesy beef, cheesy biscuits, cheesy gravy... with cheese on top ::)
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: Anke on December 07, 2011, 05:40:43 pm
Cleo  :dog: (wirehaired foxterrier): dry bread (the harder the better), chicken p** , frozen (!) horse p**, used tissues, anything that falls onto the floor in the litchen... the list is endless
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: Cinderhills on December 07, 2011, 06:13:06 pm
Meg  :dog: - chicken/turkey/sheep/cat poo, toast, pizza crust. These are favourites but will eat ANYTHING.
Tinker  :cat: - voles, ham, cheese.
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: bloomer on December 07, 2011, 06:57:58 pm

dobbie  :dog: anything bad, cat poo including extra kitty litter is a favorite...

tigger  :cat: anything, she's a tiny tabby who will kill anything she can catch which is most things, large pigeons a favorite, squirrels also popular, always leaves the head, paws and tails spread round the garden for us to find!!!

george  :cat: large ginger beast, only eats catfood if its fresh from the tin and no one is around to watch, no other animals can be in the same room either, fussy git!!!
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: jaykay on December 07, 2011, 07:27:25 pm
Arran - anything edible, except lettuce and cucumber  :)
Skye - not a foodie at all but has learned to share cake whilst hiking and is especially partial to fruit cake  :D
Skerry - anything Arran has.....  ::)
Jinx - all fish but especially smoked salmon, which she jumps on the table and begs for  :cat:
Jethro- egg yolk - this is what makes him appear on the table  :yum:
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: little blue on December 07, 2011, 08:11:51 pm
Sheba :dog: anything. except perhaps banana & lettuce (she'll take it, but not eat it. The only two things ever that she won't try!)

:cats: shrews, mice, rats, cheese, chips (yes really!)
and if they made toys, the kittens get hours and hours of fun out of a cardboard box & a toilet roll .... they end up completely shredded
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: Hatty on December 08, 2011, 08:15:51 am
Pearl (American Bulldog)  :dog: Cat Poo, Yogurt, Ice Cream, Goats Cheese if fact anything with milk in

Merlin (3 legged Akita x Lab)   :dog: Anything as long as it's already in the bin or the Chicken have some oh & Goat Poo

Ziggy (Big Butch Tom Cat) :cat: Pigeon Eggs which he will only touch when the eggs start to pip, Mice heads (always leaves the body for me aw bless  :P yuck) and at least 3 breakfasts only one of which he eats at home.

Willow (Sons who has just moved back home after 11 years)  :cat: anything she can ninja off your plate when your not looking  ::)
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: Fronhaul on December 08, 2011, 08:17:04 am
Jack  :dog: Curry preferably not last nights Cheese Tripe
Blondie  :dog: Almost anything but definitely cheese and pheasant
Osten  :dog: Porridge Tripe
William  :cat: Mouse Cheese
Schnapps  :cat: Toast cake
Poly  :cat: Fish
Fern  :cat: Almost anything provided it is fish or mouse
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: Sylvia on December 08, 2011, 08:38:41 am
Pig poo, sheep poo, rabbit poo, horse poo, just shovel sh## in a can and they'll be happy :D though they all love fruit and veg. One greyhound is partial to fish but won't eat anything raw (bones etc.) One tiny rescue Yorkie will only eat a bit of whatever we're having(if there are chips he'll come out of his hiding place for them :)) He's still looking for a good home :-*
Bread, ewe nuts, layers pellets, sow rolls all go down the same way!!
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: Fowgill Farm on December 08, 2011, 09:27:04 am
Max labrador - pig poo, rabbits, pig nuts,  :yum:  and will roll in anything that is dead or stinks!
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: princesspiggy on December 08, 2011, 12:12:42 pm
brodie - horse poo or anything fishy
max - anything at all (labrador)
biggles - very sweet tooth so anything that come in a rustly wrapper.

borodies ideal perfume - fox s**t on her face and stuck in her ear hair!

 :wave:
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: SallyintNorth on December 08, 2011, 08:36:29 pm
max - anything at all (labrador)

oh, yes - reminded me that we used to say of Veni (big black bitch, probably had a lot of lab in there and some hound), that her rules were, "If I can swallows it, I eats it.  If it doesn't come back up, it was edible."  Bless her, I still miss her - she was a comedienne.
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: Plantoid on December 08, 2011, 08:40:42 pm
Oscar the cat demands baby blue tits by the half dozen ..any more and he throws up which the dog then eats.
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: Hatty on December 19, 2011, 08:28:10 am
Merlin (3 legged Akita x Lab)    has decided his new favorite is  :carrot: :carrot: :carrot: :carrot: pony carrots ????? the goats get them most days and he says if they are good enough for them they are good enough for him!!
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: little blue on December 19, 2011, 08:36:59 pm
our Sheba (gsd) loves carrots .... she tends to make quite a mess eating them though!
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: Lesley Silvester on December 19, 2011, 11:08:52 pm
Victor (labrador) anything he can get in his mouth except cherries and oranges.
Daisy (labxgsd) anything that she thinks Victor wants unless he's not there in which case she's fussier, dog poo (oftern brings a bit in for later, gross animal).
Title: Re: If dogs and cats made dog and cat food...
Post by: princesspiggy on December 19, 2011, 11:26:42 pm
Daisy (labxgsd) anything that she thinks Victor wants unless he's not there in which case she's fussier, dog poo (oftern brings a bit in for later, gross animal).

oh yes, ours eats dog poo, only when warm. urghh revolting animal.