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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: rustyme on March 12, 2009, 04:24:41 pm

Title: council job application
Post by: rustyme on March 12, 2009, 04:24:41 pm

I saw this and thought it rather apt.....

A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job. 

The interviewer asks him,  'Are you allergic to anything?'

He answers  'Yes -  caffeine'

'Have you ever been  in the services?'

'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq  for two years.'

The interviewer says,  'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?

The guy says, 'Yes 100%...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'

The interviewer tells the guy,  'O.K. In that case,  I can hire you right now.Normal hours are from  8 AM to  2 PM. 
You can start tomorrow at 10:00  - and plan on starting at  10 AM every day.'

The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from  8 AM to  2 PM,why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM ?' '

'This is a council job,'  the interviewer says.'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee  and scratching our balls.

No point in you coming in for that.'

(many a true word spken in jest ::) ;D)

cheers

Russ

Title: Re: council job application
Post by: HappyHippy on March 12, 2009, 04:52:29 pm

  ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: council job application
Post by: stephen on March 12, 2009, 04:52:48 pm

ha ha very good!  ;D

Title: Re: council job application
Post by: Rosemary on March 12, 2009, 08:20:12 pm

Must be a different Council to the one I work for. :)