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Title: 100 ways for a chicken to train its human
Post by: Cinderhills on November 10, 2011, 09:39:01 pm

Just bought this stocking filler book for my OH and had to share a few of my favourites:

"Time in the coop should be used constructively. Providing eggs for human consumption is not your priority. Keep abreast of developments in the garden and plan ahead for trips out."

"Try to lay a double yolk occasionally - your human will be thrilled and may double your feed as a reward."

"Don't worry about the morning after the night before. Unmade nests, broken eggs and scattered food - your human will not even notice the difference, and they always have spare time to clean up after you."

Title: Re: 100 ways for a chicken to train its human
Post by: little blue on November 10, 2011, 09:55:23 pm

:D

an egg-sellent gift methinks!
:thumbsup:

Title: Re: 100 ways for a chicken to train its human
Post by: wendy on November 10, 2011, 10:25:53 pm

 :thumbsup: nice one love it......sounds just like my lot ;D

Title: Re: 100 ways for a chicken to train its human
Post by: jaykay on November 10, 2011, 10:33:32 pm

Excellent  :D

Title: Re: 100 ways for a chicken to train its human
Post by: Rosemary on November 11, 2011, 08:45:56 am

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: 100 ways for a chicken to train its human
Post by: sabrina on November 12, 2011, 03:23:10 pm

What a great present  ;D