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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Rosemary on October 17, 2011, 08:52:46 pm

Title: Cheese
Post by: Rosemary on October 17, 2011, 08:52:46 pm: As part of the SCBA AGM day, we visited a woman who uses milk from her Shetland cows to produce cheese. Dan's quite taken with this and has been planning his cheese enterprise. Since we live in Barry, he's thought of the following cheeses:

Barry White - a rich, full fat white cheese, which will be finished in a jet black wax.
Barry Sheene - it won't last long, but it'll be very tasty. Finished in red wax, with a number 7.
Barry McGuigan - a small cheese, but full of chillies and packing a real punch.
Barry Ferguson - starts promisingly, but goes off after 15 minutes.
Barry Cryer - full of raw onion.

And of course for the meat lovers, giving a true taste of Scotland, Barry Venison.

He's good, huh? I hope his actual cheese is as good as the names ;D
Title: Re: Cheese
Post by: deepinthewoods on October 17, 2011, 09:38:50 pm: the barry manilow, you cant smile without it. :D
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Post by: Bionic on October 18, 2011, 07:41:12 am: Barry Gibb - include some comforting herbs. Great if you suffer from 'night fever' ;D
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Post by: tizaala on October 18, 2011, 08:14:47 am: If it drops your voice a couple of octaves after eating it...Barry Tone.... ::)
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Post by: deepinthewoods on October 18, 2011, 09:13:01 am: if it floats
barry in furness!!
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Post by: SallyintNorth on October 20, 2011, 11:49:56 pm: Barry Cuda : leave it to lurk a while, then it has a real bite
Barry Star : coffee-flavoured
Barry Stir : costs a fortune, wears a white wig (mould)
Wheel Barry : proper cheese, as advertised by Jonathan Woss

Did I ever mention how much I like puns? :D
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Post by: deepinthewoods on October 21, 2011, 12:03:42 am: with refried beans, along with enchilada sauce and onion and tortillas.....

barrytos!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Plantoid on October 21, 2011, 01:07:18 am: You've missed the Welsh version ;). " Barry island , a cheese that stands out above the rest." :D
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Post by: McRennet on October 21, 2011, 07:14:27 am: ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D

This has just made my morning!

:wave:
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Post by: Crofter on October 21, 2011, 12:03:57 pm: And of course

Barry Blue. Great for late snacks when you've been "Dancing on a Saturday night!" (Now that is cheesy).

If you're under 50 you may have to use YouTube to find out what the hell I'm on about!

Dave
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Post by: Dan on October 21, 2011, 03:05:50 pm: Quote from: Crofter on October 21, 2011, 12:03:57 pm
Barry Blue. Great for late snacks when you've been "Dancing on a Saturday night!" (Now that is cheesy).

If you're under 50 you may have to use YouTube to find out what the hell I'm on about!

Barry Blue - Dancing On A Saturday Night. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHb60K2RLx0#)

Cheeeeeeeeese! :D :D :D
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Post by: Bionic on October 21, 2011, 03:12:29 pm: Oh gosh, that brings back memories. I've just been dancing about in front of my pc.

thanks Dan
Sally
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Post by: Fleecewife on October 21, 2011, 03:54:27 pm: Nice strides ::) ::) ;D

Nam Barry - lightly smoked and goes well with a cup of tea and a biscuit
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Post by: Rosemary on October 21, 2011, 05:06:17 pm: "Dancing on a Saturday Night" was the first single I bought ;D
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Post by: WaltDisneyWorld on October 21, 2011, 06:50:29 pm: I bought his LP (should I really admit to this :)) Like Bionic, this really made me smile, oh to be a teenager again!!
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Post by: Crofter on October 21, 2011, 10:15:25 pm: Dan

You don't look nearly old enough! Or you Rosemary. Maybe I just didn't wear as well as you two.

;) ;D
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Post by: Crofter on October 21, 2011, 10:19:17 pm: How about a Paneer.

You could call it Barry-arni. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Plantoid on October 23, 2011, 09:16:26 pm: Of course we also forgot " Old Barry Bucknall " .. an old time mature favourite enjoyed by lots of gardeners 7 smallholders .