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Title: better than sex
Post by: robert waddell on September 20, 2011, 12:13:53 pm
somebody posted on another thread that getting there first solo flight in a plane was better than sex
i have tried to find the post without success
anyway     here goes     many years ago i was fascinated by Harley Davidson motor bikes (still are)
we were at the highland show and there on a stand were the aforementioned  motor bikes
Lillian goes up to the guy and asks is it all right to sit on one  yea sure that's what they are here for
sooooo Lillian sits on the bike and says with one of these throbbing betwean you legs who would need a man :farmer:
Title: Re: better than sex
Post by: mmu on September 20, 2011, 01:33:01 pm
If you're keen on Harleys, have you ever been to the Harley Gathering (Thunder in the Glen) at Aviemore?  Hundreds of bikes roaring down the hill is indescribable!
Title: Re: better than sex
Post by: bazzais on September 20, 2011, 02:09:17 pm
Anything you dont need permission to press the start button on is going to be a winner :)

Baz
Title: Re: better than sex
Post by: SallyintNorth on September 20, 2011, 02:10:49 pm
Quote from: robert waddell on September 20, 2011, 12:13:53 pm
somebody posted on another thread that getting there first solo flight in a plane was better than sex
i have tried to find the post without success

http://www.accidentalsmallholder.net/forum/index.php?topic=18410.msg173018#msg173018 (http://www.accidentalsmallholder.net/forum/index.php?topic=18410.msg173018#msg173018)
Title: Re: better than sex
Post by: ellisr on September 20, 2011, 02:25:39 pm
Quote from: mmu on September 20, 2011, 01:33:01 pm
If you're keen on Harleys, have you ever been to the Harley Gathering (Thunder in the Glen) at Aviemore?  Hundreds of bikes roaring down the hill is indescribable!

I used to go to Thunder in the Glen every year, but I know live in somerset so a bit far to go and I sold my harley a while back :( and OH was on stage for the main act a few years ago as he is a bass player.

Robert your wife has hit it spot on us girls don't need much more than a harley and chocolate ;)
Title: Re: better than sex
Post by: tizaala on September 20, 2011, 04:39:34 pm
Awww, come on you guys , surely riding a harley while having sex and eating a come cured bacon sarnie has to push some buttons !!!?
Title: Re: better than sex
Post by: deepinthewoods on September 20, 2011, 04:40:33 pm
that HAS to be a freudian slip.....
Title: Re: better than sex
Post by: tizaala on September 20, 2011, 04:48:50 pm
MY FREUDIAN SLIP IS SHOWING ......IT WAS HOME . REPEAT HOME. I bet Rosemary hacked in an altered that.!
Title: Re: better than sex
Post by: mmu on September 20, 2011, 05:39:02 pm
Obviously not, not yet anyway, made me laugh.  I hang my head in shame, obviously!
Title: Re: better than sex
Post by: bazzais on September 21, 2011, 09:14:15 pm
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: better than sex
Post by: Womble on September 22, 2011, 09:16:40 am

I was once at an outdoor show with Mrs Womble, and pointed out a bloke wearing an "Only Screwing Beats Canoeing" T-shirt.

Her reply? "Well, the trouble is, it doesn't really....... and I don't even LIKE canoeing!!"  To this day, I hang my head in shame.
Title: Re: better than sex
Post by: SallyintNorth on September 22, 2011, 09:19:40 am
 ;D ;D ;D

Womble, you are the funniest person on TAS.  You always make me laugh. 

I hope Mrs Womble agrees that, as food is the way to a man's heart, humour is the way to a woman's!