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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: sam.t on July 23, 2011, 02:21:53 pm

Title: a joke for you all
Post by: sam.t on July 23, 2011, 02:21:53 pm

Trev died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.


...The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, John and Kevin.


The three men had always done everything together.

John arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet John said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and John said, 'Nope, ain't Trev.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Kevin in to confirm the identity of the body.

Kevin looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Kevin said, 'No, it ain't Trev.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Kevin said, 'Well, Trev had two ar*eholes.'

'What? He had two ar*eholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:

There's Trev with them two ar*eholes.'
Title: Re: a joke for you all
Post by: Rosemary on July 23, 2011, 03:56:47 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: a joke for you all
Post by: littlemisspiggy! on July 23, 2011, 07:11:52 pm
 :D :D :D
Title: Re: a joke for you all
Post by: Daisys Mum on July 23, 2011, 08:19:40 pm

  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: a joke for you all
Post by: tizaala on July 23, 2011, 08:34:38 pm
Very good, I haven't laughed like that since Amy Winehouse died... excellent.
Title: Re: a joke for you all
Post by: Maggie on July 23, 2011, 08:39:55 pm
Whoah there..........not nice
Title: Re: a joke for you all
Post by: Sandy on July 23, 2011, 08:48:40 pm
 >:( Amy had her problems but she was talented, her music will live on and on, I shall be playing some tonight...the joke was funny though (not the bit about Amy bless her troubled mind)
Title: Re: a joke for you all
Post by: deepinthewoods on July 26, 2011, 07:39:45 pm
''What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson? Clarkson is still on Top Gear xx'' ::)
Title: Re: a joke for you all
Post by: jameslindsay on July 26, 2011, 07:45:07 pm
''What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson? Clarkson is still on Top Gear xx'' ::)

Sorry a young life was lost here, no matter the reason it shouldn't be a laughing matter.
Title: Re: a joke for you all
Post by: deepinthewoods on July 26, 2011, 07:50:19 pm
im a big fan and its a total waste of an amazing talent, tho im pretty sure shed have been crackin a joke or two...