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Title: Help Vampires........
Post by: supplies for smallholders on July 16, 2011, 09:58:45 pm
Hi,

Found this link to an article on a software forum, whilst it relates mainly to software, there are a few interesting points for those who ask questions, and those who answer them.......

http://slash7.com/2006/12/22/vampires/ (http://slash7.com/2006/12/22/vampires/)

Enjoy
Title: Re: Help Vampires........
Post by: pikilily on July 16, 2011, 10:55:18 pm
So SfS,
Do you think we need a self help group?
Do we need to grow a small TASH ?
Are you a Vincent Price or a Robert Pattinson type!
ET  ;D
Title: Re: Help Vampires........
Post by: Norfolk Newby on July 18, 2011, 09:23:40 am
Perhaps it depends on where you are living.

Here in Norfolk people are pretty independent and are more keen to offer help than accept it.

I live in a little town where there is a high proportion of elderly people. Neighbours maintain their independence as long as they can but most of us eventually need and appreciate a bit of help. Mostly little things like getting to a hospital appointment, collecting oversize shopping when without a car, changing a blown fuse etc. And the help is appreciated.

I haven't seen anyone here who fits the title of help vampire. Perhaps that's part of why I am happy living where I am.
Title: Re: Help Vampires........
Post by: Fleecewife on July 19, 2011, 01:17:09 am
Very interesting SfS - I hadn't thought of things like that before.
Title: Re: Help Vampires........
Post by: bazzais on July 19, 2011, 01:43:23 am
Can you tell me how to start a successful smallholding?
Title: Re: Help Vampires........
Post by: pikilily on July 19, 2011, 07:30:36 am
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Help Vampires........
Post by: supplies for smallholders on July 19, 2011, 09:46:30 am
Can you tell me how to start a successful smallholding?

Oh thats an easy one - Just a few simple steps......

1) Give up all thoughts of normality
2) Watch your bank balance dwindle
3) Look after the photos from your last holiday - you wont get another for 74 years!
4) Ponder how excited you get when you make 5p profit on selling 3 butchered pigs
5) Dont settle for one species of livestock - get them all!!
6) Keep telling yourself you enjoy it!

Simples........
Title: Re: Help Vampires........
Post by: pikilily on July 19, 2011, 10:26:31 am
You forgot the plug SfS.... ::) ::)

7. Instead of scouring magazines for your next purchace of perfume/aftershave and house freshener;
                                                   be prepared to study catalogues for wormers/flysprays and dissinfectants!!!

Emma T  :wave: :wave:
Title: Re: Help Vampires........
Post by: supplies for smallholders on July 19, 2011, 03:12:08 pm
A Plug?? I don't possibly know what you could mean....  :bunny:
Title: Re: Help Vampires........
Post by: ellisr on July 19, 2011, 03:13:17 pm
or....

A good day out is a 20% off sale at the feed merchants
Title: Re: Help Vampires........
Post by: supplies for smallholders on July 19, 2011, 03:18:27 pm
A Day out ?? But the pigs / sheep / cattle may escape.

I had a day out once, went to the livestock auction, neighbours called me to tell me my pigs were out - They opened a gate themselves ! - Found my car and trailer blocked in at the car park - by the time I got home pigs were all asleep back in their pen - but my Lawn had gone!!!
Title: Re: Help Vampires........
Post by: ellisr on July 19, 2011, 03:37:29 pm
sounds like me last year, I couldn't work out how the sheep were escaping until I found the local council had put another gate in the top field for the public footpath and the gate doesn't shut securely. :sheep: :sheep: :sheep:
Title: Re: Help Vampires........
Post by: pikilily on July 19, 2011, 05:32:06 pm
SfS, I think you missheard your neighbours that day.

The message was "your piggin' lawn's escaped, again!!!"

ET x :pig: :pig:
Title: Re: Help Vampires........
Post by: waterhouse on July 20, 2011, 01:07:29 pm
When we had the wider family around a couple of weeks ago the fact that my wife was measuring something with an NSA sheep testicle tape was commented upon.
Title: Re: Help Vampires........
Post by: SallyintNorth on July 20, 2011, 01:38:10 pm
When we had the wider family around a couple of weeks ago the fact that my wife was measuring something with an NSA sheep testicle tape was commented upon. 

 ;D ;D ;D