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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: Skirza on July 03, 2011, 10:04:39 am

Title: WELL !!!!!!
Post by: Skirza on July 03, 2011, 10:04:39 am
Don't often buy magazines but we bought the July copy of the Smallholder the other day. I just started flicking through and came upon the letters....here is a quote from the first one I read.

"Dear Editor

I recently picked up your magazine in a hotel I was staying in and found it mildly amusing. Surely trying to live off a few acres of land or trying to be self sufficient in your garden is for the faintly odd and eccentric in our society."

Blah blah blah  "supermarket veg tastes no different to home grown" blah blah blah...and then the end bit

"As I said, smallholding and vegetable gardening will only be carried out by the eccentric and odd people who think they getting one over on society"

Well...I guess that makes me odd and eccentric...I suppose I always knew it in the back of my mind but it's nice of the guy to confirm it for me :D :D :D
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Post by: jaykay on July 03, 2011, 10:31:10 am
Very happy to join you in the odd and eccentric camp  :D After all, if that letter writer is 'normal', who wants to be  ;)
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Post by: tizaala on July 03, 2011, 10:53:33 am
Makes you wonder how that person would have survived ww2 when everyone was actively encouraged to keep a pig and some chickens and grow their own veg, it would do a few of e'm good to re-live those times , still, as farn as we know , milk comes from tesco's ,french beans come from Africa, as do long stem red roses, and cheddar cheese comes from Canada. and now your British Passport comes from Germany, Oh God ,the buggers won after all.
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Post by: manian on July 03, 2011, 10:57:57 am
yay.......... my ambition was to be eccentric..... ;D
I've finally achieved my aim....
now all i need is a push bike, an odd hat and stand at a roundabout waving at people
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Mx :wave:
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Post by: faith0504 on July 03, 2011, 11:00:05 am
bring it on the more eccentric the better, least we have an enjoyable healthy life,

I have never wanted to be quote "normal"

Its folk like that, that are missing out on so much

 :yum: :farmer: :wave: :yum:
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Post by: Fleecewife on July 03, 2011, 11:33:08 am
He is the one missing out.  What a w#$*#@  :o  I wonder what important activity he carries out in his life?  A travelling salesman in garden gnomes, collecting stamps in his spare time  ;D
 :farmer: :sheep: :chook: :pig: :dog: :cat: :bfly: :ladybug: :cucumber: :peas: :corn: :brocolli: :chili: :pepper: :apple: :carrot: :spud: :squash: :rasp: :sausage: :bee: :turkey: :farmer: :) :) :)
Title: Re: WELL !!!!!!
Post by: Sandy on July 03, 2011, 12:13:39 pm
I only have hens (Ducks went to another good home) and dogs, grow a few herbs and fruit (hopefully) and had a nut tree for my  birthday!!!! I hate norm for me thats dull....I think keeping animals or growing stuff may not always pay in £ but certainly pays in mental and physical health.....good food, fresh air and lots of all over excersise...not many jobs provide that!!
Title: Re: WELL !!!!!!
Post by: mab on July 03, 2011, 01:46:43 pm
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I wonder what important activity he carries out in his life?

Well if he's got time to write to a magazine about a subject he has no interest in or understanding of, then he's obviously not got anything better to do with his life.

He's probably the sort of person who writes into the BBC to complain about programs he hasn't watched/listened to himself, and writes to the council complaining about things his neighbours are doing that have no bearing on him other than challenging his opinion of what 'normal' people should be doing.

I'm proud to say that no-one's ever accused me of being normal  ;D
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Post by: Rosemary on July 03, 2011, 02:03:34 pm
There are lots of similar responses in the August edition  ;D
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Post by: suziequeue on July 03, 2011, 04:04:36 pm
I expect the letters department of the magazine was a bit slow at this time of year so they thought they would get one of the subeditors to write something inflammatory as a "letter" in order to boost the postbag for the August edition.

Happens all the time - especially at this time of year.

Sorry - being cynical. ::) ::)
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Post by: robert waddell on July 03, 2011, 04:22:55 pm
no i think there is a letter writing society out there with a points scale if they get a published letter in a newspaper
there used to be a lady that was constantly writing letters in the local paper about anything and everything then saw her name in a quality paper along with the regular contributers  sad people
Title: Re: WELL !!!!!!
Post by: Skirza on July 03, 2011, 05:45:57 pm
There are lots of similar responses in the August edition  ;D

Crikey....we've only just got the july edition here ;D
Title: Re: WELL !!!!!!
Post by: suziequeue on July 03, 2011, 05:52:56 pm
no i think there is a letter writing society out there with a points scale if they get a published letter in a newspaper
there used to be a lady that was constantly writing letters in the local paper about anything and everything then saw her name in a quality paper along with the regular contributers  sad people

God yes - certainly the case in our local rag. ::) ::)
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Post by: tizaala on July 03, 2011, 08:23:15 pm
Fleecewife, you forgot trainspotter, or planespotter ,or even an Eddy Stobbart waggon spotter it must have been a day when they were on strike and he had nothing better to do with his crayon ( not allowed sharp pens in his institute......
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Post by: robert waddell on July 03, 2011, 08:44:00 pm
and what is wrong with being an eddie spotter                            keeps you on your toes when driving down to englandshire            or a wh malcolm         or any scottish car or transport co  ;D :D
Title: Re: WELL !!!!!!
Post by: little blue on July 03, 2011, 09:35:23 pm
miserable letter-writer!
dont know what they're missing
 - back breaking digging, sh*t shovelling, vets bills, can't afford or take a holiday, dead stock, nature's cruelty first hand.
I could go on!

but on the other side,
the knowledge of where your food comes from, the satisfaction of growing or raising it yourself, new life, the satisfacion of the two-fingered salute to T*sco! giving a better, healthier, and understanding life to us and our children

again, I could go on!
but wont!
:wave:
Title: Re: WELL !!!!!!
Post by: littlemisspiggy! on July 04, 2011, 08:35:05 am
so true little blue!! :D :D

any who...i like to spot NORBERT DENTRESSANGLE lorries!!lol ;D ;D ;D i used to go on the night hall ferries when i was a kid and my dad used to drive trucks aswell! this firm always seemed to be infront of us in the que,I always found the name funny to say  :D..(i was 11!)

steady eddie spotters we are not!.. ;)
Title: Re: WELL !!!!!!
Post by: doganjo on July 04, 2011, 09:26:03 am
Hmm, wonder why he  picked up the magazine or even read it long enough to find the address for his letter..........................

I am even odder than you lot!  ::)  I check number plates to see if they might be personalised ones, and then try to guess how much money they wasted.  ;D
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Post by: Rosemary on July 04, 2011, 09:34:44 am
Hmm, wonder why he  picked up the magazine or even read it long enough to find the address for his letter..........................

I am even odder than you lot!  ::)  I check number plates to see if they might be personalised ones, and then try to guess how much money they wasted.  ;D

I try to make words out of the letters and numbers on the numberplates  ;D but usually, I'm asleep (not if I'm driving, thankfully)
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Post by: robert waddell on July 04, 2011, 10:14:54 am
doganjo and rosemary       we have something in common other than still living ;D
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Post by: little blue on July 04, 2011, 07:39:09 pm
having just opened Country Smallholding (August) I thought the Livestock forum letters are abit odd, some daft questions & lots of "whats your opinion mr Tyne?!"
maybe the real smallholders are just out there doing it, instead of talking/writing about it!!
Title: Re: WELL !!!!!!
Post by: Hilarysmum on July 05, 2011, 08:56:37 am
I bet he is a full time banker in his working life.
Title: Re: WELL !!!!!!
Post by: tizaala on July 05, 2011, 12:50:31 pm
BANKER? ....close but no cigar....
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Post by: Sylvia on July 05, 2011, 12:56:47 pm
He certainly sounds like a bit of a "banker" ;)
Title: Re: WELL !!!!!!
Post by: suziequeue on July 05, 2011, 04:07:23 pm
Yes - I wonder what he does with his cigar  ;) :D ;D ;D
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Post by: The Woodsiders on July 05, 2011, 04:59:05 pm
How about we start a barmy and eccentric society, I would put my hand up to be president but some beggar has tied my coat up at the back