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Community => Coffee Lounge => Topic started by: SallyintNorth on June 07, 2011, 12:46:21 am

Title: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: SallyintNorth on June 07, 2011, 12:46:21 am

Quote from: doganjo on June 06, 2011, 11:30:10 pm

Bringers (cross Springer/Brittany) are that expensive because the woman who is selling them asks for that much and gets it because the gullible british public think with a name like that they will retrieve without being trained to! Duh! 

I so loved the idea that Bringers retrieve automatically I had to think of some more:

Springer x Lab = Springador : opens doors for you

Spitz x any Spaniel = Spitzspan : cleans the house for you

Any more...?  ;D

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: Rosemary on June 07, 2011, 08:25:47 am

Sandy's the one for this  ;D

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: robert waddell on June 07, 2011, 08:46:36 am

bulldog x shitzu = bullshit

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: Olly398 on June 07, 2011, 08:59:30 am

Maremma x Alsatian = Martian. Small and green, and runs up the phone bill.

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: AengusOg on June 07, 2011, 09:55:38 am

Italian Spinone x Bolognese = Spaghetti Bolognese

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: Fleecewife on June 07, 2011, 11:27:04 am

Patterdale x Jack Russell....Pattersell Jack the friendly door to door sales dog and his brother Russ

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: SallyintNorth on June 07, 2011, 11:42:03 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

So glad I started this!  Keep 'em coming!

Collie x boxer = coxer : scrumps apples for you

Pinscher x sealyham = pinschyham : steals pork for you

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: Olly398 on June 07, 2011, 02:11:40 pm

Golden Retreiver x Gun Dog = Golden Gun. Licensed to howl.

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: Anke on June 07, 2011, 02:21:38 pm

Brilliant! But my brain is not in gear....

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: robate55 on June 07, 2011, 02:25:44 pm

Springer cross collie - Springbord - does a lot of bouncing
Bracco cross spaniel - Spacco - completely off the wall
Bracco cross collie - Bracollie - full of iron & good for you.

Anyone want to guess what dogs I own?

Rose

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: SallyintNorth on June 07, 2011, 04:17:06 pm

I never heard of Braccos (Braccoes?  Oh - Bracchi, their website says) until today. I looked 'em up - they look gorgeous!

Cairn x Yorkshire Terrier = cairkey : liverpudlian dog, good at starting cars

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: Sandy on June 07, 2011, 04:23:36 pm

 ::)
Boxer + Maltese = BoxerMaltesers!!

 ??? ???

Bearded Collie + Chin = Beardedchin

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: Sandy on June 07, 2011, 04:39:48 pm

Red Setter + Bull Dog = Red Bull ................to give you wings

Red Setter + Boxer = Red Box

Cairn + Dogue De Bordeaux + Deerhound (complex one this) CairnDogueDeer

not working that one  ???

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: robate55 on June 07, 2011, 05:34:28 pm

This was my Bracco for the many who do not know what they are.
Rose

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: Olly398 on June 10, 2011, 11:05:03 am

Black lab x Jack Russel = Blackjack. Never bet him at cards!

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: doganjo on June 10, 2011, 11:32:13 am

Quote from: robate55 on June 07, 2011, 05:34:28 pm

This was my Bracco for the many who do not know what they are.
Rose

I have a friend who breeds, shows, and  judges Bracchi - lovely girl. Lyn Bowley

Title: Re: Useful new dog breeds
Post by: robate55 on June 10, 2011, 09:32:22 pm

I know of Lyn, although I dont think I have met her. I lost mine at 8 in feb & will probabbly not have another, although I loved him dearly. Sticking to collies & springers
Rose