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Title: texting pensioners
Post by: tizaala on May 28, 2011, 09:05:36 am: here are some abrieviations you may come accross when you txt a pensioner.

ATD -At the doctors
BFF -Best friend fell
BTW -Bring the wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own teeth
FWIW - forgot where i was
GGPBL - Gotta go pacemaker battery low
GHA - Got heartburn again
ROFLACGU- rolling on floor laughing and cant get up
TTYL - talk to you louder
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: Sandy on May 28, 2011, 09:56:24 am: Or in my case KNF ::)

ment to be LMG =lost my glasses ;D
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: SallyintNorth on May 28, 2011, 10:23:15 am: Quote from: Sandy on May 28, 2011, 09:56:24 am
Or in my case KNF ::)

ment to be LMG =lost my glasses ;D

PML ;D

How would I do 'Fingers too stiff to text today?' ::)
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: Rosemary on May 28, 2011, 10:32:08 am: ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: doganjo on May 28, 2011, 11:00:44 am: Quote from: SallyintNorth on May 28, 2011, 10:23:15 am
Quote from: Sandy on May 28, 2011, 09:56:24 am
Or in my case KNF ::)

ment to be LMG =lost my glasses ;D

PML ;D

How would I do 'Fingers too stiff to text today?' ::)
FTSTTT
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: Fleecewife on May 28, 2011, 11:09:08 am: YABA
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: darkbrowneggs on May 28, 2011, 11:12:14 am: ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: tizaala on May 28, 2011, 12:21:27 pm: Forgot to add CSAWM

(coughed, sneezed and wet myself)
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: Daisys Mum on May 28, 2011, 01:03:04 pm: ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: little blue on May 28, 2011, 01:28:55 pm: ;D love these ... but daren't tell my parents; my mum never, ever reveals her age (like a true lady!!)
having said that, her first ever text to me was "hellohowdoyoudospaces" :D
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: SallyintNorth on May 28, 2011, 02:06:15 pm: Quote from: Fleecewife on May 28, 2011, 11:09:08 am
YABA
DABADOO?
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: SallyintNorth on May 28, 2011, 02:11:40 pm: Quote from: little blue on May 28, 2011, 01:28:55 pm
her first ever text to me was "hellohowdoyoudospaces" :D
;D ;D

My mum phoned me up on her mobile to ask me how to do letters that weren't a d g j m p t or w. She then rang off and about 40 minutes later I got a short text. She said later that by the time she had written out what she wanted to say, crossed out all the letters she would miss out for the text, painstakingly typed all that into the phone, she would rather phone me up or write me a letter.
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: Sylvia on May 28, 2011, 02:17:49 pm: Someone said to me today "You must be about my age,seventy five or so" I am sixty one and it was only my ingrained good manners that stopped her landing on her back with a swollen jaw ;D
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: SallyintNorth on May 28, 2011, 02:19:23 pm: Definitely a suitable case for a favourite insult of an ex-boyfriend of mine.

"You talking to me or chewing a brick? Either way, you're gonna lose your teeth."
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: Fleecewife on May 28, 2011, 03:00:21 pm: Quote from: SallyintNorth on May 28, 2011, 02:06:15 pm
Quote from: Fleecewife on May 28, 2011, 11:09:08 am
YABA
DABADOO?
No - You Are Being Ageist ;D
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: doganjo on May 28, 2011, 03:33:00 pm: Quote from: Fleecewife on May 28, 2011, 03:00:21 pm
Quote from: SallyintNorth on May 28, 2011, 02:06:15 pm
Quote from: Fleecewife on May 28, 2011, 11:09:08 am
YABA
DABADOO?
No - You Are Being Ageist ;D
Can someone spell this one out to me please. ::) ??? After all I'm an old lady. ;) ;D
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: SallyintNorth on May 28, 2011, 04:37:32 pm: Quote from: doganjo on May 28, 2011, 03:33:00 pm
Quote from: Fleecewife on May 28, 2011, 03:00:21 pm
Quote from: SallyintNorth on May 28, 2011, 02:06:15 pm
Quote from: Fleecewife on May 28, 2011, 11:09:08 am
YABA
DABADOO?
No - You Are Being Ageist ;D
Can someone spell this one out to me please. ::) ??? After all I'm an old lady. ;) ;D

Dearly Adored Balding Aging Doddery Old Octogenerian

(If you believe that you can plait fog ;) :D - but it does absolutely describe my dad! Although less doddery now with the new hip)
Title: Re: texting pensioners
Post by: Sandy on May 29, 2011, 11:51:53 am: SCOTCH !!!!!!

Short Cheerful Old Tart, Chubby yet Happy!!